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From:	George Thornton
Date:	Wed May 30 07:14:06 2001
URL:	http://website.lineone.net/~gthornton/index.htm
Message:	Hay, nice web site and i love the side bar with links to all your pages. I'm just starting to put a site together myself and would love to be able to do something like this...

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Tue May 29 14:49:37 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Joshicho again feels that it is necessary for him to put on his deerstalker hat and play detective. Well, Joshicho, HAHAHAHAHA. I am not Rob Hudson. The reason you think I am him is because (and I paraphrase) 'he [Big Mouth] said that he doesn't go to school any more, and in his last post made a reference to school, so shut up, slapass', or some such tripe. I did NOT say that I didn't go to school any more, that is simply a Joshicho lie. I said (if you could read, Joshicho, you would know this) that Joshicho still goes to school, and is a small insignificant child. I made no reference at all to my own educational status. I live in a pond, as my fans should know. So nyaa. The fact remains, however, that Joshicho is an anally retentive shortarse with a computer fixation. He lives, eats and breathes 'INTERNET', and has no friends apart from a clinically insane armpit called Mattycho. What a sad cunt.

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Mon May 28 19:56:55 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Al why do you insist on being the biggest piece of manufactured grade A monkey crap walking god's green earth? Lisa why in the hell would I be afraid of getting lost in Crank. On a tangent, Crank rhymes with wank, which is what Big Mouth Billy Arse does to the nearest unsuspecting sheep. Andy, I prefered your frame the old way. Maybe if you changed the whole theme of your site that might work but I don't think it suits a blue, cloudy background. Still, good effect.

From:	Al
Date:	Mon May 28 16:53:36 2001
URL:	http://www.alanholland.co.uk
Message:	Hi I have re-designed [alan holland] [dotco dotuk] and the whole site is now flash. It has all the usual features plus that extra little bit of magic by me!

From:	lisa
Date:	Sun May 27 15:26:07 2001
URL:	http://snet.20.com
Message:	ha ha ha, josh ur worried bout gettin' 2 the farm

From:	andy's sister
Date:	Sun May 27 15:18:09 2001
URL:	http://snet.20m.com
Message:	hi all, andy's site is better now wiv them things down the side but it's still not as gus as www.liverpoolfc.tv that's groovy! hu r u ??? (asked as a question!)

From:	???
Date:	Sun May 27 12:56:13 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Can you feel it?

From:	???
Date:	Sun May 27 12:30:01 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	The time is near.....

From:	???
Date:	Sun May 27 12:21:10 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Power. Anger. Retribution. Despair. Judgement Day is coming.....

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Wed May 23 17:22:34 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Jason, pull your damn pants up you yellow batard and stop calling yourself 'Death'. You had all the time in the world to think of a name and you thought of Death? That is the single most slaptastic thing e-e-e-e-e- e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-ever to grace the screen of Joshicho's PC. I think that a sheep could do a lot better in thinking up a name. Shit. Billy Arse is excited now. Damn I shold be more careful. Just as sure as the fact that Billy Arse is an ugly hermaphrodite is the FACT that Jason Lau:a)has no pubes b)shaves his pubes off for charity c)shaves his pubes so he can wear a bikini d)has pink pubes OH HELL YEAH! And that's the bottom line 'cos Joshicho said so.

From:	Death
Date:	Tue May 22 21:25:02 2001
URL:
Message:	ha ha ha, wot a name, joshicho

From:	Mattycho
Date:	Mon May 21 11:38:52 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Have yu sooooooooo totally noticd all you lot that this guestbook has been sooooooooo boring without me. you all suck apart from my good friend Joshicho (he rules) We come up with the best things ever that none of you losers can follow up with some at least decent stuff you are all slapasses come up with some good material or ill never come on here and this isnt just now an excuse for you all to just start talking crap! screw all of you guys not you Joshicho you rule to the highest by the way .............this pc that im on is like worst than Rob's damn this is crap it is still faster than yours though Robert so dont get too happy and get that dildo out of your ass or at least turn the vibrate off. cya later The Game Why? because i AM THAT DAMN GOOD!

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Sun May 20 12:08:46 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	OK Andy, you say that this arguing will stop, then 5 minutes later you put up a poll about my site. Could you be any more of a hypocrite? I'll believe that you want to stop this argument as soon as the poll is off this site.

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Sat May 19 16:44:10 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Joshicho will stop with the arguing with you Andy (aka DEATH)

From:	no 1 in particular
Date:	Fri May 18 21:33:40 2001
URL:
Message:	is n e 1 here?

From:	Site Designer
Date:	Fri May 18 20:34:01 2001
URL:	http://www.andyholland.co.uk
Message:	Hi, Josh, Shall we call it a day with this darn arguing. It's stupid. Your site is good. As is mine. I believe in using frames as a navigational help. You don't but I must admit that all this is stupid. Now... I only came on this to find out about Death... who is it? In fact who is Billy arse and who is Gemma! Oh yes and not forgetting Screema! Hope, Josh you are not too angry with my comments. Bye for a while...

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Fri May 18 16:44:10 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	I now KNOW that Rob 'Hermie' Hudson is Big Mouth Billy Arse as he just included a reference stating that he doesn't go to school anymore, and after talking to his brother, today was his last day. So, SCREW YOU! Death? Whoa I'm so like shaking in my boots. What the hell kinda slapass, meely-mouthed son of a bitch would call themself 'Death'. I bet that you are one of those geggers (goths) that walk around all day looking depressed as a black cloud hangs over you. How .... goth. You disgust me. Actually it is obvious that you are a gegger because you hate everything that normal people like(the simpsons). Mind you, you would probably think it was the best thing since dog-collars if no- one normal watched it, wouldn't you? Slapnuts. I also want to respond about that spelling mistake. I haven't bothered to change it as my flash intro now requires the person to click on the intro now. Either you remembered that mistake from months ago (coughSADcough) or you went around my site SEARCHING for a spelling mistake. Gemma, is it that time of the month again? It would explain a lot of things. It wouldn't, however, explain why you are a dirty, disgusting, brutal, bottom-feedin, trash-bag, grade A, 20 pence, sweaty WHORE. And that my friends, is true.

From:	Gemma
Date:	Fri May 18 13:49:01 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Hello, everyone. Long time no see. How is everyone today? I'm just fine. I's a beautiful sunny day, the birds are singing and there's joy in my heart. I see Joshua is still amongst us, spouting yet more net-related waffle. But where on earth is your charming little ginger friend Matthew? I've got a lovely little poem which may interest him and some of you, too. I've got a feeling that this debate between Josh and Andy is soon going to turn into a 'My Dad's bigger than your dad' kinda thing. Byeee.

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Fri May 18 09:20:51 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	I think Joshicho is getting a little bit insecure about the credibility of his website. Notice the number of entries he's made defending it in this guestbook. Hmm. Oh, and check your opening animation, you silly sod. If you think that 'and muc, much more!' isn't a spelling mistake, Joshicho, you should go back to school. Oh, sorry, you still do go to school, don't you? Because you are a small, insignificant child.

From:	Death
Date:	Thu May 17 20:30:41 2001
URL:
Message:	What kinda name is joshicho? After all its just a cheap copy from shite wrestling! but lets not go in to that seeing as it is after all a pile of Bullshite!!!

From:	Death
Date:	Thu May 17 20:30:19 2001
URL:
Message:	So you like flash text do you? Don't happen to be related to the designer, alanholland.co.uk do you? just that you know, well... iguessed that but after all you do both have the same surname! God!!! you actually have a harry potter quiz on your site, HOW SAD!!! I mean what kinda weirdo site designer who watches the simpsons, futurama and red dwarf AND reads harry potter!! I mean you must have no life at all. But saying that i must not have much of one either seeing as i'm visiting andyholland.co.uk!!

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Thu May 17 16:06:14 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	I will admit that I was wrong about my site having a visitor counter. I just presumed it was back in October when I refreshed my site to check if it had updated and another hit wasn't added. I now know that my IP address is banned from adding hits ( which is pointless adding your own hits).

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Thu May 17 16:00:48 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	You want 50 peoples names. Here they are: Andy Holland Billy Arse Biostud Biostud's Bird Bob ( Al) Jason Lau Ste Lester Ernie from ernieandcompany.com ( I think that's the site) Kirsty Hornby meeps (peacock(at)owlerbar.fsnet.co.uk) SHOCKER (motion2k.com) try_n_tame_this_cowgirl(at)yahoo.com NetDeamon Hannah B (cadet99uk(at)yahoo.com) baby steaph (Yahoo ID hot_babe_2000) Jeff (eve6_er(at)hotmail.com) Clare Campbell clogs (no email given) Q-Ball (toytown(at)cableinet.co.uk) Mr Wheeler Barry Hudson go back to brummie land (no email given) limpburger nameless person (signed gbook) Dave Abbot weldo Dave Passey (mail= get lost im not tellin u) Vix (no mail given) nadia + letizia ( Italians who came to our school) SCREEMA ( who can't spell) Garth from New York karl and andy SCREEMA's mum Gavo ( who supports the Ravens) Ted ( who sent me an email about ringtones) Granville ( who is from the 14th squadron) Rob ( Hudson I think) Quistis (no mail given) Mattycho (mattyhughes(at)mail.com) Me ( hates SCREEMA) Angel (angelheaven(at)hotmail.com) stuart wills (who is an aussie) Eddie (who likes cake?) Ronnie King (ronnieking.co.uk) Phil Henry (the slapass from Y7) The team at UK Play (playuk.tv) jr_wwf_rulz (Yahoo I.D) Keith Bridge ( a teacher at Broadway) Rob Jones (designer of cowleyhigh.co.uk) Will that do you andy?

From:	Site Designer
Date:	Wed May 16 19:54:09 2001
URL:	http://www.andyholland.co.uk/index3.htm
Message:	Oh yes Josh, after being on your website and pressing refresh I saw the hit counter rise every time I hit 'refresh'. Doesn't this mean it's a hit counter. You talk bull!

From:	Site Designer
Date:	Wed May 16 19:44:08 2001
URL:	http://www.andyholland.co.uk
Message:	Ok then, I'll believe you if you give 50 peoples' names that have contributed to your 2000 visitors. Otherwise you are lying! And we all know it!

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Tue May 15 18:07:43 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	I focus on a smaller range audience? Excuse me. This site is tailor made for kids of about 3 because it has Harry Potter, Homework Help, The Simpsons, Futurama, and such bullshit. I visit this site and the pages I go on are: Your splash page Home Page Guestbook. For some reason Andy, I can't imagine any 80 year old men going on your site. Well except your dad.

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Tue May 15 17:56:04 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Although I have had my site for 2 months longer than you, I did not put a hit counter on my site until 4 months after that, once I felt that my monthly hits had got to a decent level (at the time 150 per month, which sucks basically). Plus, my hit counter is actually a unique hit/visitor counter, which means that 25 visits by Billy Arse= 1 hit not 25. You claim that your counter is a visitor counter, but I checked and it is a hit counter. On a tanget, www.geocities.com/joshicho is aproaching it's 2000th hit!!!!!! At the moment I have 1993, which are all UNIQUE.

From:	Al
Date:	Mon May 14 19:20:35 2001
URL:	http://www.rctland.co.uk
Message:	This is getting stupid. Why are we all arguing about whose website is better? (Probably because Andy wants us to, to keep his hits coming in) I only work on >RCT Land.co.uk< and [alan holland][dotco dotuk] in between doing other things (meeting girls, going to the cinema, playing sports, watching TV etc.) I dont compare my sites with any others, I just think I do a good job of them. So don't start a big fight about web sites - I'ts just daft! Cya Lata Al

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Mon May 14 17:12:09 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Here is the URL where you said it: http://pub43.bravenet.com/faq/show.php? usernum=3670266511&password=&catid=1202 &action=showcat

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Mon May 14 17:02:59 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Plus, although the majority of people have a 56k/second modem, the highest transfer rate anyone can hope for his 56k a MINUTE. This is even more slower if you use a national ISP such as Freeserve. Each video takes up what? 10k? 20k? You already have 3 pointless videos in 1 frame alone!!!!! Andy, if you want to get into a webmaster war, you sure as hell have picked the wrong person to do it! PS. Harry Potter? You're older than 3 years old, aren't you?

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Mon May 14 17:01:31 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Andy you bonafide piece of monkey- crap, I QUOTED that about you not working on content. It was on your FAQ. No doubt however, that you will have edited that to suit your ways. Damn, I can't believe you actually SIGN your own guestbook. That is totally of the highest Asshole caliber. The harrassed button is NOT crap, as I have had well over 50 e-mails praising me for my first delve into Javascript. This site used to be a nice, friendly site. Now it is just nice, unfriendly, SHITE! FUCK YOU!

From:	Site Designer
Date:	Sun May 13 19:58:25 2001
URL:	http://www.andyholland.co.uk
Message:	Also I will be using Quiz type games rather than harrased button crud!

From:	Site Designer
Date:	Sun May 13 19:57:28 2001
URL:	http://www.andyholland.co.uk
Message:	Joshicho, I don't use crummy graphics because most people now have a 56kb modem and therefore I can use the high quality graphics and videos. Also I didn't say that "I prefer to work on the image side rather than the content side" - I merely stated that for the past month I've worked on making the site visually pleasing, the download time may be 10secs or so but once I start work this month upon the content, the site will be excellent (as it almost is now!)

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Sun May 13 12:21:27 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Sorry for posting 4 times consecutively but............... A games section? Who's site gave you that idea? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Not mine obviously. My games section has only been up since last October. It's only a matter of time before an Egde and Christian dictionary apperars here, or the cult Ellis's Uncle webpage. Plus, is it me or is this guestbook getting more intellectual?

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Sun May 13 12:18:02 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Andy, why do you include so many subtle jabs at my website? It only makes you look bad. In trying to ridicule my site for a lack of images, you actually admitted that your site is all sizzle and no steak (He said "I prefer to work onthe image side rather than the content side" or words to that effect). Just for the record, my site uses hardly any images so it can cater for the surfer with a 14k or 28k connection. So just....... Please Shut The Hell UP!!!!

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Sat May 12 23:05:33 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	PS. I never said your name was 'asshole', I said that you are an asshole. Did your mum misread it to you or something?

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Sat May 12 22:56:59 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	IF people only get to my site via andyholland.co.uk, why have I got more hits than him? 16.3% of my hits come from this site, which roughly equates to about 300 hits, a bit short of the 1900+ hits I have at the moment. Where are the spelling mistakes? And why do you not lambast Andy for his excellent grammar "which of these sites is the better?". That makes a whole lot of sense. The Edge + Christian dictionary is intended as an in-joke between WWF fans. It clearly states that it is WWF orientated as it comes underneath the WWF category. Slapass.

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Sat May 12 16:46:48 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Ah, Joshicho is showing off about his wonderful site again, while pooh- poohing others. His wonderful site with the atrocious background music. And the 'Edge and Christian dictionary'. And a rather scary picture of himself trying to look hard in the opening animation. Which is full of glaringly obvious spelling mistakes. I'm sorry, Joshicho (well, actually I'm not), but the only reason people visit your site is because they click on the link from this site. And to sign your guestbook. Which is poor anyway. And in reply to your earlier post, my name is not 'asshole' (you witless young fart), and I am completely free to insult your site, because I don't like you very much. I don't have a site of my own because I'm quite happy to surf the internet signing guestbooks at random. I don't need the self-satisfaction you obviously get from playing with your HTML code.

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Sat May 12 15:38:50 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Why would anyone want to steal your sloppy source code. I predict that your weekly hits have decreased dramatically. Oops, I forgot. You create your OWN hits. Silly me.

From:	Al
Date:	Sat May 12 08:57:34 2001
URL:	http://www.rctland.co.uk
Message:	Hi! For those of you asking, I made my site full screen because it makes it a hell of a lot harder to steal my source code. I have right-click banning on my site (apart from the intro coz it clashes with the HTML for the text that follows the mouse) and with it being full screen, you can't go to the menu bar and click view source! Cya Lata

From:	Jon
Date:	Fri May 11 20:39:54 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	I've been asking questions in the FAQ page and I must say that this site is simply awful. My comment for the discussion is that Joshicho has the best site. RCTLand.co.uk WAS close but then it changed to full screen and that is dumb.

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Wed May 9 21:33:40 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	This is getting a tad silly Andy, don't you think? Putting up a 'discussion' that is just sheer jealousy. Just because I have more hits than you, you think that by calling my site on the FAQ page countless times that you are what, making my angry? This is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen in my life.

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Tue May 8 20:53:56 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	The previous entry was by an asshole who does not even have his own site, but instead insults other peoples websites.

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Tue May 8 17:57:11 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	No matter what you do your site, Joshicho, it will still be awful.

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Mon May 7 12:10:21 2001
URL:	http://www.geocities.com/joshicho
Message:	I would just like to say to the Camel humpers at freenetname.co.uk : Stop deleting his damn guestbook. This guestbook sucks now anyway. The message box is WAY too small. I have overhauled my main page, with DHTML. It should make for easier navigation.

From:	Al
Date:	Sun May 6 21:30:03 2001
URL:	http://www.rctland.co.uk
Message:	Coloured scrollbars Andy? Whose site did U nick that off then? Hmmmmmmmmm..... Mine... Cheeky Sod :0)

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Sun May 6 20:58:31 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	I'm the first to post a message on this new guestbook. I'm touched. Really, I am.

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Tue May 1 19:20:17 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	By the way, Joshicho, to operate the guestbook, you write your name in the space, then write your message (where it says 'message'), then finally press the big button that says 'sign it!'. Presumably, for a computer geek- sorry, expert- like you, it shouldn't be too problematic. I fail to see why you find it difficult to post the same entry once only. Everyone else manages it. Well, apart from Mattycho 'The Turd', that is.

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Tue May 1 19:10:55 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Ah, Joshicho is back. And spouting incomprehensible nonsense, as usual. How exactly have I 'missed' you, Joshicho? I'm sure that, given the chance, I would hit you rather than miss you, and I would do so gleefully with a large sword. And I'm sure I would receive some sort of reward. I'm not sure that Mattycho is even from Earth. All he seems to be able to say is 'Billy, you are a hermie and you bum chickens and sheep and llamas, etc, you are gay, etc, you are impotent, etc, I am great, etc, etc.' All of which points to the fact that he has no brain. I couldn't put it more succinctly, really, could I? I could just say that Mattycho is the stupidest fucking idiot alive, but that'd be rude. Oops. Never mind.

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Mon Apr 30 21:35:04 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Sorry for the double entry but this guestbook is f****d really bad.

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Mon Apr 30 21:33:57 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Finally I have returned. Let's see..... Gemma missed me. Billy Arse missed me. Mattycho missed me. andyholand.co.uk missed me. BECAUSE I AM THAT DAMN GOOD. Now on to the facts: Gemma, quit being the ultimate ass-clown in the world, and stop soiling your mothers dining room table-cloth. Billy Arse, quit being the ultimate ass-clown in the world, and stop soiling your mothers dining room table-cloth. SCREEMA, quit being the ultimate ass-clown in the world, and stop soiling your mothers dining room table-cloth. Lisa, quit being the ultimate ass-clown in the world, and stop soiling your mothers dining room table-cloth. It's damn true. WWF Backlash was about 7/10 in my view. The Angle vs Benoit match brings the score up. To see those guys go at it old school for over half an hour was amazing. What did you think Mattycho?

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Mon Apr 30 21:29:26 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Finally I have returned. Let's see..... Gemma missed me. Billy Arse missed me. Mattycho missed me. andyholand.co.uk missed me. BECAUSE I AM THAT DAMN GOOD. Now on to the facts: Gemma, quit being the ultimate ass-clown in the world, and stop soiling your mothers dining room table-cloth. Billy Arse, quit being the ultimate ass-clown in the world, and stop soiling your mothers dining room table-cloth. SCREEMA, quit being the ultimate ass-clown in the world, and stop soiling your mothers dining room table-cloth. Lisa, quit being the ultimate ass-clown in the world, and stop soiling your mothers dining room table-cloth. It's damn true. WWF Backlash was about 7/10 in my view. The Angle vs Benoit match brings the score up. To see those guys go at it old school for over half an hour was amazing. What did you think Mattycho?


From:	Mattycho
Date:	Mon Apr 30 13:23:24 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Actually you stupid reekazoid i cant actually be assed to go on here unless there is someone on here that can actually give me a bit of trouble insulting and so that must meen that i can have a rest for a very long while. why cant you just tell us who you are because we know who you are really Billy will you please shut the hell up and go and hump a couple more sheep. our insults totally rule unlike you useless attempts to be clever and amusing at the same time you stupid slapasses Rob, why do you have to be sssssoooooo hermyish AND theres no need to keep all them chickens and llamas hostage coz alls it does is shows how much of and impotent genetalianated hermie from the ice-age simple i cant be assed with you lot no-more coz you all suck at giving me trouble with insults you cant say that i havent come up with most of the funnyest things ever put onto this book and then the other person is joshicho coz we both rule to the highest and can kick your asses anyday with any type of anything ha buttmunches cya Mattycho


From:	Lisa
Date:	Sat Apr 28 10:13:44 2001
URL:	http://snet.20m.com
Message:	hi andy... the flash luks cool but the little thing down the side of the menu thingy luks a bit pants dunnit?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Fri Apr 27 23:31:53 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	OK, then, we now have complete and irretrievable proof that Mattycho is a fucking stupid bastard. He thinks 'Original' means old and cliched (of course, he didn't give that exact definition, as he has no concept of coherent sentences), when in fact, it means the exact opposite. What a thick tosser. Joshicho is probably crying in a corner somewhere now. Being a dick.

From:
Date:	Fri Apr 27 20:22:14 2001
URL:	http://
Message:

From:	Gemma
Date:	Fri Apr 27 14:00:53 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Screema, go back to Josh's guestbook and talk more bollocks there, Ok? By the way, how's your 'Mommy,' dick-brain? It's awfully quiet in here...

From:	SCREEMA
Date:	Thu Apr 26 14:53:20 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	GEMMA U ISS A REELY ULGY BITCH

From:	Gemma
Date:	Thu Apr 26 11:46:03 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	I didn't think that it was possible for even you to be so stupid. Original, 'Genius' means something that hasn't been used before. It means something not derived, copied, immitated or translated from anything else. So by calling me 'slapass' you are being 'unoriginal.' See? Also, you yet again claim to know who I am, but you obviously don't, and it's a good job too. For you. The only reason that you 'can't be assed' coming on here anymore is because your insults suck and don't upset me, and you can't handle that cos you're just a pathetic little kid with no life and no friends. Bye.

From:	Mattycho
Date:	Wed Apr 25 16:59:37 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	oh yeah and one more thing SIR shut the hell up you useless hermie from the third precinct and get lost you are a reekazoid and that my friends is TRUE oh yeah and if you come in here you must recieve some insults off the greatest insultantists the world has ever seen Mattycho and Joshicho cya Mattycho

From:	Mattycho
Date:	Wed Apr 25 16:57:12 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	oh shut the hell up Gemma we do know who you are...... i cant be assed in here unless anybody worthy of being insulted can come in and say something good the things we say are not all the same AND saying something original means that it is crap and been used b4 so shut up slapass cya Matt

From:	Sir
Date:	Tue Apr 24 15:46:57 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	If you werent all about 13/14 years old Id tell you to grow up.

From:	Gemma
Date:	Mon Apr 23 11:39:49 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Hey, rectum breath! Yes Matty, thanks for answering. If you're going to insult people at least make it original. Is it only me that has noticed that all the crap you spout is exactly the same? You don't upset me, I just feel embarrassed for you. And for anyone who was wondering, I have always been the same person. But that doesn't make any difference cos you still don't know who I am, do you?

From:	Gemma
Date:	Mon Apr 23 11:36:47 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Hey, rectum breath! Yes Matty, thanks for answering. If you're going to insult people at least make it original. Is it only me that has noticed that all the crap you spout is exactly the same? You don't upset me, I just feel embarrassed for you. And for anyone who was wondering, I have always been the same person. But that doesn't make any difference cos you still don't know who I am, do you?

From:	Mattycho
Date:	Sun Apr 22 20:31:57 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Billy, will you please SHUT THE HELL UP...... you dont amuse us to any point at all i dont even know how you can say anything about "funny" things you think your momma's joking when she says you are a total reekazoid and says she wishes she had never given birth to such a pathetic waste of space in the world. i wonder Is it that your momma's a big giant llama with the capabilities of a pile of stinking steaming grade A monkey crap with hovering flies around it....... OR is it that your dad is an extra-terrestrial super monkey with a face like a dead moose and a body of an over-grown lab-experimented homosexual hermaphrodite with wings that speaks Arabian???????? I just cant figure out how you ended up like what you are today........... An impotent genetalianated contageous homosexual hermaphrodite with a face like a dead moose and legs that are constantly WIDE OPEN (refering to his momma) with a little retractable dildo on his head which is stuck in overdrive so his "brain" thinks he must allways go after his farmyard friends (doing aggressive activity) HHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM i wonder................... HHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM just take this opportunity right now to think of poor little Billy and what i just said................. Anyway........ where has everyone gone?????????? e.g. Biostud...............oh yeah he is acting as his other alter ego right now Rob...............oh yeah same for him Barry...........and him erm hhhhhhmmmmmm who else Gemma...........hhhhhmmmmmmm i dont know about "her" erm who else hhhhmmmmmm oh yeah Talkie Toaster..........same applies for him too Beezlebubbies...........and him too I think Rob and Barry Hudson have given up in making new ego's for themselves now because each time me and Joshicho wipe the floor with thier pathetic excuses and insults so they dont come back anymore....... hahahahaahaha how pathetic Been having fun with ol' Big mouth billy bass again Billy Ass hole?????? why dont you put a review up on a website that sells them and tell the little kids how much fun you have with it so they go and buy them i heard they pay good money.....(billy shoots off and puts a review on a site).......for things like that nowadays. hahahaha dont get too eager Billy your plastic weener might fall off. anyways im off for now cya Mattycho

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Sat Apr 21 14:31:03 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	It seems to me that Joshicho has found a small book entitled 'Jokes To Use When Writing A Crappy Sitcom', and copied it out. The reason I hadn't replied straight away is because I have a life away from my computer. Judging by the frequency of your guestbook entries, it's obvious that you don't. It must be a very sad life you lead, Joshicho, when your sole purpose for getting up in the morning is to switch on your computer and agonise for hours over what to write that, in you and Mattycho's petty opinions, can be classed as 'funny'. Childish one-liners copied from television programmes do not amuse anyone, Joshicho. Seeing you strung up by the eyeballs might, though. I wonder if Mattycho lives on the same planet as we do. From what I know of him, I would be well within my rights to have him taken away for scientific experimentation to discover just how on Earth such an immensely stupid creature could evolve. It seems impossible, until you speak to him. What a shitbag.

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Fri Apr 20 17:46:07 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Billy has STILL not signed it!!! He obviously can't think of a good reply. Then again he should just check my guide to Billy Arse's insults.

From:	Mattycho
Date:	Fri Apr 20 15:57:52 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	damn i just signed this book and my entry didnt go in it DAMN i had some serious killer material that reeked of the highest awesomeness and it was totally rad!!!!! DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN anyway Billy you are the childish one naming yourself after that stupid singing fish Billy Bass it sings and opens its mouth i bet one day you bought it and though "hhhhmmmm i could hump this" and so you shoved one set of genetalia up its mouth and then let the fish suck the other set of your genetalia. and then thought "wow........i could call myself big mouth billy ass because i can be used IN TWO DIFFERENT WAYS ASWELL because im a hermie" and so you called yourself Big mouth Billy ass (-hole) oh yeah i wouldnt get too excited around your little farmyard friends no more coz i heard that theyre gettin a bit suspiceous of you coz your allways saying ..... "hello friends......its time for your hourly check-up for diseases.......ill just check your ass for anything.......oh dear you got a disease......ill just have to insert this little thing up your ass and you'll be better again.........its ok you might like it..........I KNOW I WILL.....hehehehe" and so i dont think that they like your presense anymore.... hhhhhmmmmmm maybe its just a rumour i heard about them being suspiceous but i know for a fact that you do that to them little animals SHAME ON YOU!!!!! anyway ill try to think of what i put on b4 it was taken off or something..... and then ill post it back up so you can marval at the gloryous insults cya Mattycho

From:
Date:	Fri Apr 20 15:57:32 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	damn i just signed this book and my entry didnt go in it DAMN i had some serious killer material that reeked of the highest awesomeness and it was totally rad!!!!! DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN anyway Billy you are the childish one naming yourself after that stupid singing fish Billy Bass it sings and opens its mouth i bet one day you bought it and though "hhhhmmmm i could hump this" and so you shoved one set of genetalia up its mouth and then let the fish suck the other set of your genetalia. and then thought "wow........i could call myself big mouth billy ass because i can be used IN TWO DIFFERENT WAYS ASWELL because im a hermie" and so you called yourself Big mouth Billy ass (-hole) oh yeah i wouldnt get too excited around your little farmyard friends no more coz i heard that theyre gettin a bit suspiceous of you coz your allways saying ..... "hello friends......its time for your hourly check-up for diseases.......ill just check your ass for anything.......oh dear you got a disease......ill just have to insert this little thing up your ass and you'll be better again.........its ok you might like it..........I KNOW I WILL.....hehehehe" and so i dont think that they like your presense anymore.... hhhhhmmmmmm maybe its just a rumour i heard about them being suspiceous but i know for a fact that you do that to them little animals SHAME ON YOU!!!!! anyway ill try to think of what i put on b4 it was taken off or something..... and then ill post it back up so you can marval at the gloryous insults cya Mattycho

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Thu Apr 19 22:59:21 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	It's obvious that Billy Arse is looking up a pathetic insult from his 'book of Barnyard animals.' It will probably go something like: "I'm Billy Arse and I wear pink spandex" Oops. That's for the gay porn site. It WILL go like this: "I'm Billy Arse and I have a problem. I can't get my weener up" Sorry. That's for the sheep-porn site. I'll get this right soon. Now, it WILL definately be like this: "sheep blah blah blah llamas blah blah blah cows blah blah blah etc" Yeah THAT'S how it'll go.

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Thu Apr 19 18:40:12 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Billy Arse, I heard that your mom wanted a girl + your dad wanted a boy, and they were both happy. Billy, 'Who let the dogs out' is my second favourite song. All the rest are tied. Do you know why your mum and dad never got divorced. No-one wanted custody of you. The things that scare me the most about Billy Arse is that he's allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce. You live in a good part of your town. Only 38 cars were up on blocks. They should tear it down and build a slum. I heard a rumour that your mum and dad ran away from home. That was Billy Arse's forte in P.E. He was a javelin catcher. You are living proof that the three stooges had children. The other day you saw a 'Wet floor' sign so you DID. Was Year 11 the 3 toughest years of your life? Your face looks like the south end of a north-bound turkey! Are they original enough for you?

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Thu Apr 19 13:08:26 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Well, there we go again, Mattycho. Talk bollocks in my presence, and I will point it out and show you up as a twat. You are completely wrong about me being 'Barry'. I don't know who he is. All I know is that, considering you are 'sure' you know my identity, you've called me quite a few other names so far. 'Rob', 'Barry', Agustin', the list goes on. The unfortunate thing is, that you actually believe that you are impressing people. Your comments aren't material. They are repetitive excrement. No doubt I'll get a reply soon, saying something along the lines of 'I'm right, cos I'm hard, and you hump chickens, you impotent hermie'. You are completely predictable, Mattycho, you are a pathetic and childish blot on the educational landscape. How can I put this in your own dialect? Erm... Fuck off and die, you stupid thick cunt. Oh, Angel is Kirsty. What a surprise. I'm so shocked. I'd have spotted it sooner, if the name 'Angel' had anything to do with Kirsty. The name 'Insane Nutter With No Concept Of Spelling' would've been more appropriate.

From:	Mattycho
Date:	Wed Apr 18 21:36:09 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	more killer material!!!!!!!!

From:	Mattycho
Date:	Wed Apr 18 21:35:04 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	that shows how much of a stupid fucker YOU are not me and Josh and Angel you stupid hermie slapass cya Mattycho

From:	Mattycho
Date:	Wed Apr 18 21:30:37 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	no Billy im not stupid and i CAN read the names infront of the post the reason i said that barry said it is because he did you are barry and i know you are and angel is kirsty so shut up you stupid dickhead. oh and what attempts are these of you trying to attack us hhhmmmmm hahaha you make us laugh at your challenges what are you gonna do run me down with your bro's beasty car hahaha doubt it hahahhaa and i dont think you can say that the only person that i have had a 1/2 decent conversation with is Kirsty coming from a gaylord who names himself after a toy fish and sits round all day trying to tell the chickens that you do have a weener coz they all cluck (laugh) at the non existense of the genetalia around where it should be . get a life you slapass Kirsty Angel or whatever, come on at least stick up for us we are sticking up for you!!!! cya Mattycho

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Wed Apr 18 20:51:41 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	'Killer material'? Sorry, girlies, but I somehow think it's unlikely to make you superstars. 'You are a hermie'. Hmmm... nope, sorry, I've heard it. 'You are a wanker'. Ummm...No, same problem there too. You see, it's not just the fact that you think you are incredibly funny, Joshicho, (although I admit that your puerile attempts at humour do provide me with motivation for my sustained attack on you) it's the fact that you are so fucking proud of it. It really is pathetic, and you should consider killing yourself. Mattycho, you are incredibly stupid, and your last entry proves it irretrievably. I said that Angel was a dog, not 'Barry', and the fact that you can't even read the names in front of guestbook entries simply shows what a phenomenally thick fucker you are. It's very amusing to watch you beg and grovel to the mysterious yet dull-witted 'Angel', in fear of losing the companionship of the only vaguely female life-form you have ever had a half-civilised conversation with. Kirsty doesn't count, she's scarcely human, let alone female.

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Wed Apr 18 20:11:21 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	If calling yourself 'Big Mouth Billy Arse' is not copying Big Mouth Billy Bass, then me calling myself 'Joshicho' is not copying Chris Jericho. OK, Shitface? Billy, was that like the first ever time you heard Who let the dogs out? Oh yeah, I forgot, you don't actually own anything do you? You are just an impotent hermaphrodite that sits around all day with a swedish penis enlarger(that you swapped for your mama), trying to add an extra millimetre so that your knob actually becomes visible. It never works though. If you haven't collapsed in three month from our excellent insults, you might sign the guestbook with the next song you hear: Ms Jackson. You'll think it's new. Man this is killer.

From:	Mattycho
Date:	Wed Apr 18 20:03:02 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	anybody willing to be insulted to the extreme then go in the chat room NOW!!!! or a nice pleasent little chat and debate on the "Gemma" case go in there. cya there Mattycho

From:	Mattycho
Date:	Wed Apr 18 19:58:43 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	oh yeah and andy listen to joshicho he has a good point there DONT TRY HUMOUR .......... IT DOESNT SUIT YOU!!!!! oh and Billy im not the one that dribbles you are whenever you see another hermie like yourself or one of your farmyard friends JOSHICHO all of the above and below is killer material!!!!!! it rules. cya. Mattycho

From:	Mattycho
Date:	Wed Apr 18 19:55:26 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	hey shut up Billy you little retard who says you can say anything about nobody liking anyone seeing as though you are the best known hermie for that particular subject you impotent retarded genetalianated hippo humping hermaphrodite you did actually name yourself after a fish the billy bass thing and we all know you did so shutta yo moutha whats the point in it aswell Joshicho, you know how we was saying about our material getting quite dry WELL mine is coming back hehehehehe ( just watch all this ) KILLER MATERIAL DUDE! My wrist is still killing coz i BENT IT RIGHT BACK NO NO NO NO NO Robert wrists arent meant to go into that position But i know yours is allways in that sorta position you know but bent forward and all like the hermie puff that you are its ok though im sure maybe soon the doctors will operate on you as soon as they find a HERMIE PROOF JACKET to put around themselves so you cant get to them in any way sort of form i heard that they are under going the plans to make one though BUT do you really want to have your wrist bent back to its NORMAL position?????? im sure you wont want that to happen as the hermie friends of yours wont approve of your hermie greatness anymore Hey guess what Rob???? theres a new song come out and its dedicated to YOU!!!!!! wanna see the lyrics???? oh well here you are its like the Flintstones tune Hermie........Hermie Hudson...... He's the gayest guy in histooooorrryyyyy...... From the........town of St.Helens....... He's about to hump himself fffoooorrrrr ffffrrrrreeeeee. hahahaha sing it to the tune of the Flintstones.Its gonna go straight to no# 1 BUT from the comment made by your little brother Barry: "who let Angel out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF" im sure you will only get to hear the song in about 3 years time when your little classic FM radio actually plays it and you all gather round on a night to hear it.(seeing as though you dont have a TV) Angel, sorry about having to put that nasty comment up what Little gay Barry put up. i had to do it. but im just making sure so that you dont get in a bad mood with me coz ive got enough people going on at me in here e.g. Gemma,Billy,Biostud,Rob etc etc ok? Joshicho, now then dont you think its coming back???? were gonna make a total comeback with toally rad material and kick some hermie ass. Gemma, when are you gonna sign this book again???? and answer my questions???? WHAT THE HELL HAVE WE EVER DONE TO YOU???? see you hermies and Josh later and maybe girls. cya Mattycho

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Wed Apr 18 11:39:06 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Oh, and if the Americans are trying to lose their stereotypical image of gun-toting, gung-ho, money-hungry lunatics, voting in Dubya the Dickhead doesn't help at all. He's only been in office for a few months (after rigging the voting system, I might add) and he's already started an international incident with China. He goes back on his word, disregards treaties, lies to his people and has no brain. The man is a cunt, Joshicho.

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Wed Apr 18 11:33:34 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Oh, dear, Mattycho's dribbling again. Nurse, get him a bib. Shut up, Mattycho, nobody likes you. Ah, Joshicho. You appear to be a trifle upset. Ah, well. I'll answer your questions as best I can, I suppose. You asked: Why am I named after a toy? The answer is: I'm not. If the word 'Arse' appeared on a toy, it would be banned. You're thinking of Big Mouth Billy Bass, that fucking bastard who cashed in on the whole 'singing fish' thing before I had time to patent it. You also asked: How come I know a lot about wrestling if I don't watch it? The answer is: I don't watch it, and I don't know much about it. It's not hard to see a poster depicting the steroid-enhanced, fraudulent sweathogs called WWF 'superstars' in your local Woolies. That, in fact, is how I know that Chris Jericho is one of their brood. You also asked: What town do I come from? The answer is: Mind your own business, Fatso.

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Tue Apr 17 18:50:07 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	I've just read Andy's FAQ page. Andy, don't try humour. It doesn't suit you.

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Tue Apr 17 18:46:34 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	I called my site 'Joshicho' as it was originally supposed to be a wrestling site. YOU still haven't answered my question. Why are you named after a toy? Billy, you know an awful lot about wrestling considering you don't watch it. By the way, 'Dubya' Rules. He is sooo totally the greatest e-e-e-e-e-e-ever Billy Arse, I have a question. What town are you from?

From:	Mattycho
Date:	Tue Apr 17 17:50:26 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	ok ok ok i defo know who you are right now kinda, ive narrowed it down to about 98743646 people in this world! hhhhhmmmmm oh no i forgot Rob doesnt have friends so ive narrowed it down to about 6! oh wait ive done it again ive made a mistake Rob DOES have "friends" (hermies and gaylords) but im sure one of my ides of who you are ARE definately correct you think you are so clever huh? with the words you use you have to look them up first not us and then you say that before we have to you will kindly copy every word out of the phrase. damn you are sssssoooooo gay and for the last time Americans TOTALLY rule!!!!! to the highest supremities just coz you live a sad little life humping chickens and llamas and other assorted animals from your farmyard selection it doesnt meen that you can say that americans suck to make you feel happy there are many other ways of making YOURSELF happy! for example hump yourself buy a 10p mix buy a banana find a chicken and many many more i believe you are a total reekazoid and that IS TRUE!!!!! Gemma why cant you just be civil and dont make us kick ass all over you with insults by not TRYING to insult us we haven't even done newt to you and you just appear out of nowhere and start to sign this bookwith things about me and Joshicho. if you can tell us what we have done wrong that is approven by us both then ok we accept that you are angry or whatever with us both. when i can be assed to insult you lot again i will do but as for now i just cant be assed progress shown on Rob site have shown that if all you hermies out there continue to give more hits to his site and join then he can get enough money to buy a brand new......................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ .................HERMIE FRIEND!!!!! well done to all you hermies!!!!! visit his site at......... www.rob"thehermie"hudson.co.uk cya. go in the chatroom anybody who wants to get insulted or whoever wants to joind in the "Gemma" debate

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Tue Apr 17 10:52:31 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Ummm... You seem to be confused, Mattycho. I am Big Mouth Billy Arse, no-one else. You seem to be labouring under the misapprehension that I am both this 'Rob' person and this 'Gemma' person. I must tell you now that you are WRONG, Farty. I don't know who either of them are, all I know is that Rob isn't very popular amongst you two, and Gemma is very perceptive indeed. Oh and Americans most certainly do NOT 'rule'. Just look at George W. Bush. He's the President of the USA, by the way, in case you didn't know. You still didn't answer my question, Joshicho. Just because 'Josh' and 'Joshmcclurg' were taken/too long (your surname is McClurg, eh?) it doesn't mean that the next logical choice should be 'Joshicho'. Why? I'm bemused (that means 'confused', to save you having to look it up). It follows the same track as me saying, 'Hmmm, I think I'll build a website. Oh no, BigMouthBillyArse.com is taken. I know, I'll call it Hulk Hogan instead. That'll work.' Who let Angel out? Woof-woof...

From:	Mattycho
Date:	Mon Apr 16 19:23:20 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	well anyway Hello!!!!! what did you get????? havin a party?????? hehehehe have a good rest of the day!!!! you are right about that Gemma dude she is a toss pot whoever she is hhhhhmmmmm cya round anyway bye

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Mon Apr 16 19:14:19 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	I call myself Joshicho because that is the name I registered my website in. 'Josh' was taken and 'joshmcclurg' is too long an address. Anyway, how can you yourself be sure who you are, by naming yourself after a TOY? ***Fish humper*** Hi Kirsty Gemma really is a tosspot you're right kirsty

From:	Mattycho
Date:	Mon Apr 16 18:48:31 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	yeah i remembered im not that dumb hahahaha i think hhhhhhhmmmmmm GO IN CHAT NOW PLEASE ANYONE!!!!!!!!!!

From:	Mattycho
Date:	Mon Apr 16 18:43:25 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	go in chat now and i can see if you know who that gemma dude is

From:	Mattycho
Date:	Mon Apr 16 18:42:43 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	are you actually talking to me

From:	Mattycho
Date:	Mon Apr 16 18:42:02 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	angel???????/

From:	Mattycho
Date:	Mon Apr 16 18:41:26 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Actually Rob Americans totally rule!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL ????????????? i am totally confused here why the hell should you be at all angry or anything with ME of all peolple if i dont even know who you are??????? one minute you are totally slagging me off and TRYING to insult me but always failing and then you approve of something that i said or something??????? what is happening around here???? and how do you know my sisters name?????? ami suppose to know you????? Do i actually know you????? have i ever spoken/seen/heard or anything to you at all????? what the hell have i ever EEEEEVVVVEEEEERRRRR done to you???????? anybody go into the chat room now if they want to...... im not gonna insult anyone or anyTHING just for now coz ive fractured my wrist and am in immense pain at the moment ok?????? cya there or maybe cya after. Mattycho

From:	Angel
Date:	Mon Apr 16 18:33:03 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Hi ! I come 2 see how Andys shit infeasted guessbook is going on and as usual the shit is still GAY SAD ROB HUDSON and some TOSS POT called Gemma ! p.s. hi matty & Josh ! oh matty i got ur msg u actually got the day right this time

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Mon Apr 16 17:59:37 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Hmm. Picture this scenario. Joshicho Vs Sherlock Holmes. The place: Andy's guestbook. The result: Joshicho is trodden on. How on Earth you came to the conclusion that I am a 'Hermie' mystifies me, Joshicho. At least I know who I am, and I don't have to change my name to incorporate a WWF wrestler. 'Ooh, Chris Jericho, ooh, let me have your name, please, I promise I won't send any more nudey pics of myself if you do...' Oh, and the phrase 'do the math' simply smacks of America. Learn to speak English, you mixed-dialectal arsehole.

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Mon Apr 16 14:12:52 2001