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From:	Joshicho
Date:	Fri Jan 11 15:13:43 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	This guestbook has gone soooooooooo boring without me, YOUR hero, YOUR icon, YOUR IDOL! I am the living legend. Yes, I am Joshicho. Shakira lover dude - Heres a question for ya': How long does it take you to finish playing willy-banjo/penis pool/jerkin ya ghurkin etc. whilst watching Shakira gyrate? A) 10 seconds B) 1 minute C) 5 minutes D) 10 minutes E) Dude I'm still trying Reply with your answer.

From:	Amo a Shakira
Date:	Wed Jan 2 13:46:11 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	um yeah...Happy New Year and all that... not been here in a while so I thight I'd pop in but there's no arguments or anything. Although I feel a little obligated to ask this ; Andy, why do you have a link to your own site on this page??? We obviously all know the address or else we wouldn't be here. It's shameless self promotion in my opinion, such a shame. It's the shame of England.....or it could simply Andy's ego which is the size of England. "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains." Shakira "Suerte/Whenever Wherever" English version

From:	nicola
Date:	Tue Jan 1 15:51:21 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	happy new year everyone. I hope you all don't have hangovers!

From:	Site Designer - AndyH
Date:	Tue Jan 1 03:15:45 2002
URL:	http://www.andyholland.co.uk
Message:	HAPPY NEW YEAR 2002! To all my guestbook people...

From:	Death
Date:	Mon Dec 31 18:57:59 2001
URL:
Message:	'Appy New Yr evry1! Ok ok, even u Joshicho, but i ope ya all hav a big party!!!!

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Mon Dec 31 01:02:24 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Hello everyone once again. i'm just popping in from the pond to wish everyone a happy new year. I'm gonna drink some algae and try and pull a couple of trout. Happy days.

From:	nicola
Date:	Fri Dec 28 11:29:40 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Thanx Rob. It's alright. I hope you and everyone else had a nice Christmas?

From:	Rob
Date:	Thu Dec 27 11:27:47 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Sorry Nicola, I was just listing names off the top of my head. Well done to you too! You played a very convincing 'woman insulted by a French t**t'!

From:	nicola
Date:	Mon Dec 24 12:33:32 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	rob..u forgot to mention me. I'm very offended by that motion....

From:	Lisa
Date:	Sun Dec 23 20:51:52 2001
URL:
Message:	marc... can i just say that, this may be obvious to sum ppl, but Andy's mum is also my mum, and i will be telling her about all the comments on this site... obviously not the good ones, but the ones insulting her or anyone in my family so, u ppl... u better shut up calling andy a faggot, bcoz obviously he aint, it's u... and erm... my mum is in every nite thank u very much, so all u can do is dream

From:	Lisa
Date:	Sun Dec 23 20:32:27 2001
URL:
Message:	I'm not quite sure why I'm on this site but never mind! Any1 wanna go on the chat room with me while i wait 4 sum1?

From:	Lisa
Date:	Thu Dec 20 21:07:19 2001
URL:
Message:	Hey Rob... And me of course!!! For filming the whole damn show!!! But ur all ded gud actors and actresses n Andy sooooo showd me up 2day in skool... i'll get im bak! Evry1 in my set now thinks andy is a genuine puff! Anyway... Stuff 2001 wuz cool... and Andy's dun da editin 4 da video! It's well funny! Mike... huk hmm... I don't fink Leanne wud b soooo happy if she saw dat ud calld ureself sexy? I mean... she'd be as embarassed as me today.... no maybe not, but ya know... don't say dat! Especially when ur not (no offence) Lisa H

From:	Rob
Date:	Thu Dec 20 20:44:52 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Whoa, I've just read the rest of the guestbook. I must say, there aren't half some f**king idiots about. You know who you are.

From:	Rob
Date:	Thu Dec 20 20:37:23 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Hello everyone here. I'm just signing this to say WELL DONE to everyone who was involved in Stuff 2001, it was a great success, and I'm very proud that everyone put so much of an effort in. So thanks to Andy, Josh, Jason, Mike, Dave, Barry, Vicky, Louise, and anyone else from Year 10 who I have forgotten to mention. Also thanks to Yr 13, that's Liz, Sian, Heather, and especially Paul. Oh, and Jon as well, for playing a Welshman from Pakistan. Cheers everybody, and I'll see you soon! Rob

From:	Godfather
Date:	Thu Dec 20 19:45:06 2001
URL:	http://uwishuknew.com
Message:	Doubt any of u no who i am but shakira sounds like the only one with any brains on this guestbk. Gud goin! Who let the weirdos redfaction + marc on? Go on Andy kick em off if u want. Stand up 4 urself kidda.

From:	Amo a shakira
Date:	Thu Dec 20 12:18:58 2001
URL:	http://shakira.com
Message:	Uh oh Andy you are in for it now. What happened to freedom of speech, huh? Besides they seemed to like you. Of coarse their messages were about as nonsensical as Joshicho's mad rantings. We all know Josh' wouldn't find anyone man sexy. He critiscises people for being gay all the time...of coarse we all know he's not gay seeing as he's fixated on watching men and tight speedos grope and fondle each other...I believe it's called WWF, Josh? Tell me do you get at all excited when the rock is all covered in sweat...thing is you know he's got a pin dick too "Next to her cheap silicon I look minimal That's why in front of your eyes I'm ivisible" Shakira ~ Te Aviso Te Anuncio/tango (English Version)

From:	redfaction
Date:	Wed Dec 19 15:06:23 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	don you need your hair cut

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Sat Dec 15 21:03:42 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Whoa, Whoa, Whoa! Did Joshicho just hear Michael Hardman correctly? Did Joshicho just hear Mike call himself "sexy"? Well, I suppose being impotent, gay, all-round monkeys anus COULD be construed as sexy, if your primary tool for jerking off is the red rectums of monkeys. But, for all sane people.................... it's not sexy. And you're not sexy. You are just a waste of Joshicho's guestbook space.

From:	Potato child
Date:	Fri Dec 14 12:54:29 2001
URL:	http://boiled.com
Message:	I have a new website! Hooray! erection!

From:	Michael Hardman
Date:	Mon Dec 10 13:27:26 2001
URL:
Message:	I love myself, me is sexy devil!

From:	The Bowel
Date:	Sun Dec 9 23:23:01 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	I think Dave is sexy. In a kind of, 'not sexy at all' way.

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Sun Dec 9 20:53:59 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	The previous entry signed joshico (spelled wrong i might add) was not by me. My site has not changed address but is not being updated cos I can't be assed.

From:	Enamorado de Shakira
Date:	Sun Dec 9 14:20:13 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	No you are not, Dave. Don't lie to us all.

From:	Dave Abbott
Date:	Fri Dec 7 12:48:08 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	I'm sexy!

From:	Craig Carlton
Date:	Fri Dec 7 12:47:01 2001
URL:	http://www.littleboy.co.uk
Message:	Haven't got a PC but i am using my new Amiga to get onto this site!!!!!!!!!!!!

From:	The Big Bopper
Date:	Fri Dec 7 12:46:09 2001
URL:	http://officialbigbopper.com
Message:	Helloooooo baby, I ain't dead really. You knoooow what I like!

From:	Joshico
Date:	Fri Dec 7 12:45:53 2001
URL:	http://www.linkgenie.com
Message:	I have changed my site please visit A.S.A.P!!!!! Because the Joshico said so!!!!!!!!!!

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Thu Dec 6 20:11:18 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	I don't really care where you are from, actually, 'ppl', because you can't even write coherently, so therefore you don't even qualify as mayonnaise.

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Thu Dec 6 20:02:31 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	'ppl in particular'. Hmm. What a wonderful name. Why don't you pull your head out of your arse and realise that we are messing about? And, yes, I'm sure you're really from London. Mockney tosser. Joshicho! We meet again, you fat git. I don't know who Shakira is, I live in a pond, remember?

From:	ppl in particular
Date:	Tue Dec 4 18:43:49 2001
URL:
Message:	hey er... is all u ppl actuially spend time typing all this loada crap on ere then u know... u suck man! Geeeees... u mother fuckers r so gay... which town r u all from... i mean london is just so the best... and Arsenal just rule... but i don't wanna boast!

From:	No1
Date:	Tue Dec 4 18:40:08 2001
URL:
Message:	I'm bak guys... to take the total and utter piss out of Josh! Hey.. does ene one on this guestbook actually like Josh? I mean he's just like a total freak! Has ene one found out hu i am yet?

From:	Domino Bob
Date:	Tue Dec 4 18:31:27 2001
URL:
Message:	Josh is gay , that's about it hahahahaha!!!!!

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Mon Dec 3 19:09:07 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Billy Arse is unactive on the guestbook for a few months, but with mentions of Shakira and porn he is back on. Billy, Shakira is not french for llama.

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Sun Dec 2 18:59:30 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Now, now, don't be naughty.

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Fri Nov 30 15:29:59 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	If you was gonna post Shakira pics email them to andy@andyholland.co.uk with 'porn' in the subject line

From:	Enamorado de Shakira
Date:	Thu Nov 29 19:46:10 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	This site is crud you can't post pics. I was going to oblige that Jamie guy by posting pictures of a very sexy lady but noooooooo Andy has to make a Gbook where you can't post pictures.

From:	jamie -g-
Date:	Thu Nov 29 17:01:26 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	baby on board, how i adore that sign in my cars window pain bounce in my step loaded with hap' cus i'm driving in the car pool lane call me square friend i care cus that little yellow sign cant be ignoured i'm telling you its very nice each trips a trip to paradice with my baby on board See my vest. see my vest made from real gorilla chest see this sweater theres no better than authentic irish setter see this hat twas my cat my evening wear vampire bat these white slippers are albino, african, indangerd rhino grizzley bear under wear turtles neaks i've got my share breed of poodle on my noodle it shall rest see this red robin suit it comes one breast or two see my vest, see my vest see my vest... mmm...raw fish matty,matty,matty..

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Wed Nov 28 18:04:02 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	I know I called Shakira previously, but I just saw her and she is HOT!

From:	Enamorado de Shakira
Date:	Wed Nov 28 16:38:58 2001
URL:	http://www.shakira.com
Message:	Wow now the book's getting interesting.

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Tue Nov 27 20:27:57 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Ho-ho-ho, the return of Mattycho. Why does he bother, really, why? I thought he'd been hit by a lorry going seventy or something. Aw, well, we can but dream.

From:
Date:	Sun Nov 25 18:23:03 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	No he didn't, you big liar.

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Sun Nov 25 14:10:51 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Now THAT'S how you make the gbook interesting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The previous entry was by Mattycho who kicked Barry Hudsons gegger-lovin, potato in the oven, gothic bummin, bum chummin' arse on Saturday in the middle of town. I could be mature and say that violence ain't the answer but I'd rather just dedicate the following to Barry: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha WHOOOOOOOOO!

From:	Matt
Date:	Sat Nov 24 21:13:38 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	and cut straight there.....Barry before you start saying anything think for a moment....... you can have your 20 seconds of fame big deal you hit me 3 times and poisoned me with your breath but.......just because you hit me 3 times you thought id back down from YOU. hahahaha what a laugh that was you got gored into the floor. also think about your stupid big friend your stupid big rings and that "police officer" that all helped you but you still couldnt get me the second time......or even the first apart from those 3 lucky shots caused by that goofy man tryin to split it up. you know there is such thing as blocking shots you know which i used and you could have easily used but no. allways thought you was dumb. i could have easily asked Phil to join in but im not as soft as you to have to use someone else to get someone. he just watched and laughed at your attempts. And just to get this straight, Phil isnt just on my side with this coz he even said that you got a couple hits on me which i wont deny. Talking about denying things ..... you cant deny anything that i have said here you stupid retard because you know its all true.

From:	Matt
Date:	Sat Nov 24 20:52:00 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Billy Bob or whatever you want to call your useless self why dont you try having a go at me without your little jewellry accesories and some guy to keep me back while you try to hit me. If you really want to fight me then do it without your stupid gegger rings or you could just let me have some too and show you how mangled your face can get you stupid retard. Barry you thought you had me at first but then what happened to you??? you got gored into the floor. dont mess with me again you ass or you can pick up your own guts instead of some guy who helped you get me off of hitting you so badly. you said "i wish you'd det out of my life" while you was trying to hit me but the thing is BARRY......this is just the beggining. you mess with me ill mess your face up. oh and next time tell me that your gonna try and fight with me so that i can have a little more fun while you try to hit me. pathetic retard

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Thu Nov 22 22:43:15 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	I suspect that that wasn't really Harry Potter.

From:	Harry Potter
Date:	Tue Nov 20 14:19:39 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Watch my film its as shit as I am

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Tue Nov 20 13:46:37 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Ah, bugger it. Let's conflict. Joshicho, you are a pot-bellied fool. Nothing personal, you understand, simply for the purposes of keeping the ol' guestbook alive. Go on, call me a 'hermie', I dare you.

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Tue Nov 20 13:42:10 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Blimey, and there I was thinking conflict was something we were trying to avoid. What a naive little fish I appear to be.

From:	Enamorado de Shakira
Date:	Sun Nov 18 05:29:00 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	This is the saddesty thing I've ever done but I've been travelling all through the night so I'm wide awake now no hope of sleep. So I'll sign here and say I agree with weird and Blunderful we need more arguments. C'mon Joshicho there's planty of people you can scit I mean look were you are....

From:	nicola
Date:	Sat Nov 17 18:56:46 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	hi. Do you know what? As of late, the messages on this guestbook have been quite dull. Someone should really start arguing. Someone apart from Josh, because I'm fed up of reading Josh's arguments. Or if Josh does want to continue then you should at least argue about something different for a change.Give us all a break,eh?

From:
Date:	Sat Nov 17 18:07:29 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	hi

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Fri Nov 16 21:00:10 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Oh, God, Joshicho is trying to be funny again. I use the term 'trying' quite accurately, of course, due to the fact that Joshicho has no wit whatsoever. Never mind, Joshicho, you go and buy yourself a new brain and you'll feel better, there's a good wanker.

From:
Date:	Fri Nov 16 20:54:09 2001
URL:	http://
Message:

From:	Enamorado de Shakira
Date:	Thu Nov 15 14:10:22 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	I said insult ME, Josh not Shakira or are you too scared............. ..................................?

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Wed Nov 14 21:07:31 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Shakira. What, is that some kind Spanish luchadore bullshit? Nobody gives a crap.

From:	Enamorado de Shakira
Date:	Wed Nov 14 20:24:01 2001
URL:	http://www.shakira.com
Message:	Oh Joshicho insult me next pleeeeaassse. I could use a good laugh. Gotta go Abrazos y besos TE AMO SHAKIRA, TE AMO SHAKIRA, TE AMO SHAKIRA, TE AMO SHAKIRA, TE AMO SHAKIRA, TE AMO SHAKIRA, TE AMO SHAKIRA, TE AMO SHAKIRA, TE AMO SHAKIRA, TE AMO SHAKIRA, TE AMO SHAKIRA, TE AMO SHAKIRA, TE AMO SHAKIRA, TE AMO SHAKIRA, TE AMO SHAKIRA, TE AMO SHAKIRA,

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Tue Nov 13 19:08:39 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Billy, the only reason that your COMET is fishy is because it is inside your momma's pussy.

From:	gem
Date:	Mon Nov 12 23:26:18 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	hi. ur really fit!!!!!

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Mon Nov 12 16:51:37 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Sorry, ignore that last post. My browser is crap and didn't show them the first time round. Ah, well. Just have to get a new one from my local fishy branch of Comet.

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Mon Nov 12 16:51:48 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	I'm glad to see that since I last came here, you've deleted those pathetic and tasteless posts by 'Osama bin Laden'. What a tosspot. Well done, Andy.

From:	Enamorado de Shakira
Date:	Sun Nov 11 19:20:26 2001
URL:	http://www.shakira.com
Message:	Hi. Changed my name again. It means in Love with Shakira. Um so my insults arn't all they've cracked up to be be, Josh. I'm sorry I guess we can't all be born to be defensive about our own faults (ahem mole)Then there's that obsession with hermaphrodites...should I be obsessed with something too?? How about those poor chinable children, huh?? Then again, the frequent visitors to this site do resemble chinoble children...no that's shady on the people in Chinoble. Anyway gotta go. SHAKIRA RULES SHAKIRA RULES SHAKIRA RULES SHAKIRA ULES SHAKIRA RULES SHAKIRA RULES SHAKIRA RULES SHAKIRA RULES SHAKIRA RULES SHAKIRA RULES SHAKIRA RULES SHAKIRA RULES SHAKIRA RULES SHAKIRA RULES SHAKIRA RULES SHAKIRA RULES SHAKIRA RULES SHAKIRA RULES SHAKIRA RULES SHAKIRA RULES SHAKIRA RULES SHAKIRA RULES SHAKIRA RULES SHAKIRA RULES SHAKIRA RULES SHAKIRA RULES SHAKIRA RULES SHAKIRA RULES Abrazos y besos ~SHAKIRA RULES~

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Sat Nov 10 14:05:16 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	OK Becky, I see your point. From now on I will not use the following words: Fuck Shit Wank Crap Gimp Shite Piss Knob Gonads Pussy Poontang Arsewipe However, the following words are acceptable: Damn Hell Bugger Gay Queer Billy Arse Becky, now beforee you get all holier than thou bullshit on us, please bear in mind that this is all fun. Yeah, whoever signed as Bin Laden went over the line but that was just 1 entry. So I can quite honestly say that you are an ugly hermaphrodite!!!!!!!!!!!

From:	Becky Garland
Date:	Fri Nov 9 21:25:39 2001
URL:
Message:	Hi Andy. I think that the people who sign your guestbook are absoloutely atrocious and I think all the people that have ever swore on this site should be banned. Swearing is childish and I hope you will do something about this. I am saying this, not only about swearing, but about people who sign the guestbook as 'Osama Bin Laden'. This is the most horrible thing I have ever seen in my life what is happening in the world right now, and you people are laughing and joking. I'd like you to be up there fighting them Talibans. Now, I think I have made my point and I hope that all this childishness will stop. Becky Garland

From:	Me2001
Date:	Fri Nov 9 21:08:34 2001
URL:	:*(
Message:	Chao! erm... please, i am italiano, please will somebode helpa me

From:	Stephie
Date:	Fri Nov 9 20:35:21 2001
URL:	http://www.funkyplanet.dot.nu
Message:	Hi Andy! Just thought I'd say hi. I'm looking forward to the revamped site at Christmas. I've kind of revamped my site too. Anyway, speak to you later! Stephie :-D

From:	sumthink 2 say...
Date:	Tue Nov 6 15:58:57 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	get rid of this, Andy. By this I mean your book of condolence. Not only is it not necessary it's patronizing to the people actualy in the states (take my word 4 it)It also invites all kinds of pathetic losers to your otherwise fine website. You ever wonder why pathetic people like the bin laden imposter sign. They're taking the piss. Put oa form here or put a normal guestbook but get of this. I don't mean to offend anyone buthopefully you see my point.

From:	sumthink 2 say...
Date:	Tue Nov 6 15:58:35 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	get rid of this, Andy. By this I mean your book of condolence. Not only is it not necessary it's patronizing to the people actualy in the states (take my word 4 it)It also invites all kinds of pathetic losers to your otherwise fine website. You ever wonder why pathetic people like the bin laden imposter sign. They're taking the piss. Put oa form here or put a normal guestbook but get of this. I don't mean to offend anyone buthopefully you see my point.

From:	me
Date:	Tue Nov 6 13:54:59 2001
URL:	http://me.co.afgan
Message:	hi! bin lad on here just wondered if you had a bandage

From:	Carbelello sexo (felt like a change of name)
Date:	Mon Nov 5 18:06:40 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	That's sucj bad taste...not you, Billy I mean the guye who signed as Bin Laden. Also brout to be attention the company called Osama (click on the link) They must be so gutted they chose that name.

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Sun Nov 4 10:33:08 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Fuck off, dickhead.

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Wed Oct 31 23:53:06 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Ooh, what a lot of rude words. I suspect that a few people signing this guestbook are rather disturbed.

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Wed Oct 31 23:48:33 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Blimey, seems like we have a multi cultural debate on our hands, here. Head for the hills...

From:	piss off
Date:	Sun Oct 28 15:18:57 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Y'know if u type in best personal site entertainment you get this fucking thing come up first. Fuck you all this is shit!!

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Sat Oct 27 19:20:43 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	You're not doing bad but the average IQ of a visitor to andyholland.co.uk is around about the same range as their shoe size.(Yay!Harry Potter!YAY!) This is why I don't use a varied vocabulary. However, it is quite funny to incorparate the word hermaphrodite in 100's of ways. By the way. 'Salami'? More like weener.

From:	Lush Latino
Date:	Sat Oct 27 17:39:45 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Here we go: Joshicho at least I've got the right equipment to appear in an adult film. Check it out it's called "find the salami" it wasn't very hard to to considering the size. Josh, I'm watching an American sitcom called Sienfeld. There's a character innit George that looks just like you. No bull! I'm new to the insulting thing. Did I do good. Then again the sheer brainpower of everyone here it might be hard to understand. Oooh Joke. Two people are watching Josh from afar and they see something floating above his head. Person 1:What's that above Joshicho's head? Person 2:Almost any intelligent comment! If you don't understand that, then you can retell the joke with your name instead of Joshicho's. My doing good?

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Fri Oct 26 21:06:45 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Godfather = Vicky because she's the only one that uses the word peeps. Lush Latino, is that your real name or your gay adult film alias? Not that there's anything wrong with being gay.*coughAndycough* Is it me or has this guestbook got really crap with no-one insulting me? I want to insult the hell out of someone in retalaition.

From:	Godfather
Date:	Tue Oct 23 20:29:02 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Yo peeps howz it hangin? Y'all guess who i am? simple really.

From:	Lush Latin love god
Date:	Fri Oct 19 14:31:51 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	But Andy has nothing to suck...just kidding Andy I'm sure you have...something. No idea what it is but I don't want to know. Josh, if I was a puff I'd go to Garlands and...oops err if I was a puff I'd act camp a lot...erm I mean to say if I was a puff I'd bite men's nipples for fun....err y'know what? shut up, Josh!

From:	becca & laura
Date:	Fri Oct 19 09:37:38 2001
URL:	http://www.myarse.com
Message:	will u get seein lorna?-becca she really likes u & she sed shes gonna e-mail u herself & ask u!!-laura think bout it & tell us on da way 2 germany!!!! becca & laura

From:	Abbott
Date:	Fri Oct 19 09:28:51 2001
URL:	http://members.tripod.com/kuja211
Message:	Don noes know why I am here but signing I feel like.

From:	Joshicho and ellischo and donny B and anty C
Date:	Fri Oct 19 09:27:32 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Lush Latino you puff. Why don't you go suck Andy's strudel.

From:	Lush Latino
Date:	Thu Oct 18 15:44:17 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Hi, kids I'm back again...erm mr/ms who posted below me I agree LOL is stupid. Almost as stupid as the new planet of the apes. God I hate that film. Lucha por ella

From:	Ahhh now that's the mystery
Date:	Wed Oct 17 23:40:57 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	okay what the fuck is LOL? Why is it sooooooo popular? You wanna laugh just laugh. Let someone know it's funny. First people started using them on Text messages, then letters now people are saying LOL. IN CONVERSATIONS!!! WHY? IT'S JUST ANNOYING. ALMOST AS ANNOYING AS THIS SITE. Andrew Holland, no one cares about Harry Potter or the sims and who with a life plays computer games. I luuuurv the Simpsons but I can watch it on TV plus who knows THAT much about a tele show anyway. If someoneknew that much about it they'd go to The Simpsons website. GET REAL! Dump all the shit and keep the Guestbook From erm am I supposed to think of a clever nickname that's so obvious a trained chimp could figure out. I don't think so. ~???~ PS Andy someone in one of your class likes you A LOT should I be crul and let you know HA HA HA I could taunt her...him...her with this information. Sooo funny. Andy, watch your back. LOL....of FUCK!!!

From:	LISA!
Date:	Wed Oct 17 11:20:52 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	helloo! andy i'm @ school! lol cya l8r andy! i'm lukin on ur harry potter bit! ME!! lol!

From:
Date:	Mon Oct 15 17:55:28 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Hi Andy. Don't 4get 2 copy that CD and don't 4get that ure GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S. Josh made me say this; Josh is better than U.

From:	moohahah
Date:	Thu Oct 11 22:22:24 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	hullooo andy u smell how iz every1 who dont smell doing??? erm im ....

From:	weird n wonderful
Date:	Thu Oct 11 15:47:56 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Do you know what? This is actually entertaining. Reading how you guys all battle out in this guest book. So, just to answer my question...The main fight starter is you Josh!

From:	Site Designer - AndyH & Jason Lau
Date:	Wed Oct 10 15:12:23 2001
URL:	http://www.andyholland.co.uk
Message:	Well, Joshicho is here again, slagging off my site with his verbal "hermie" phrase! The only reason I actually sign my own guestbook is because it isn't permanant and therefore it isn't permanant to my site! If i replied to your offensive slagging off, with a permanent text on my site it would stay there till I actually deleted it

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Wed Oct 10 15:12:42 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Andy, you ugly hermaphrodite, you fail to realise that when you sign your own guestbook, you are commiting the single most biggest felony in the history of the world. You suck llamas cocks every night, you big cum stain.

From:	laura
Date:	Tue Oct 9 21:56:06 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	hi andy and every1 im at home bored i just fell down stairs ow!!! i can still smell dead sheep hahahai think double velvet is sooo much better than quilted

From:	Lush Latino
Date:	Sun Oct 7 23:46:43 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	I gotta say my post was before the airstrike I didn't mean to sound insensitive. It just all thye fuss is seriously ticking me off. I got accused of being a Muslim todaybecause I had a Henna done. I got a proper one (Red not black or blue like the ones you buye in tubes)The guye sounded serious and was a total racist. I expect it will happen a lot now. People in ST Helens are racist against me enough now this. When I go away again I think I'll just stay there do you all a favour better still I'll drown in the sea that way the Cowley Racists (You know who you all are) can throw a party. Agustin Arraez JR

From:	weird n wonderful
Date:	Sun Oct 7 17:09:52 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Hello....Agustin u really like that video don't you? There's no question y of course. I suppose all the lads will wanna see it. Who exactly starts all these arguments n e way?

From:	Lush Latino
Date:	Sun Oct 7 14:02:36 2001
URL:	http://boss.4.streamos.com/real/4/interscope/ enrique/escape/video/english/hero_alternate/00_hero_english_alt.ram
Message:	HI Ever1 I'm back...well I've been back for a while but not signed. How are you all. I see the arguments have started again. It should be interesting. I don't think Andy is capitalising on the...I'm not even gonna say the name of the place. But I think we should all shut up about the tragedy in the...place across the pond none of you know what it's like to be caught in such a terrible event in MY opinion you've all given your sympathies but its time to stop patronizing the victims and go on like normal I mean really it's insulting. Lucha por ella xxx PS I thought you'd appreciate the link. The Hero video features Jennifer Love Hewitt making love in a pile of money and a fight scene w/ Mickey Rourk. It's really romantic and poignant.

From:	Lush Latino
Date:	Sun Oct 7 13:59:21 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	HI Ever1 I'm back...well I've been back for a while but not signed. How are you all. I see the arguments have started again. It should be interesting. I don't think Andy is capitalising on the...I'm not even gonna say the name of the place. But I think we should all shut up about the tragedy in the...place across the pond none of you know what it's like to be caught in such a terrible event in MY opinion you've all given your sympathies but its time to stop patronizing the victims and go on like normal I mean really it's insulting. Lucha por ella xxx

From:	Stephie
Date:	Sun Oct 7 13:39:23 2001
URL:	http://www.funkyplanet.dot.nu
Message:	Hiya! I think I've signed this before, not sure! Your site is just wicked! I really like it!

From:	Site Designer - AndyH
Date:	Sat Oct 6 21:53:37 2001
URL:	http://www.andyholland.co.uk
Message:	First of all josh I'd like to ask why you think I'm "cashing in" on the disaster... Do I get any money, will it increase hits... I don't think.. The only reason I put up the Section is because I feel for those lost and their families, I had a direct relation over there and felt it would be in respect of the dead... I don't think of my site as a "cash flow" neither do I believe I need lots of hits, its a hobby...

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Sat Oct 6 12:19:24 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Finally Joshicho has come back to sign the guestbook. Before I sooo totally rip Domino Bob apart, I would just like you to shift your attention to the frame on the left. <----------That way. USA Attacked is the headline. In other news Andy Holland tries to cash in on the tragedy by sensationalising the terrror. --------------------------------------- END OF SERIOUS JOSH START OF JOSHICHO NOW --------------------------------------- Domino Bob or Dave Abbot whichever hermaphrodite suits you, you are the single most biggest piece of trailer park grade A monkey crap, that the Josh has ever seen. Who in the hell do you think you are? Insinuating that joshicho is scared? You can be damn sure that I am going to dish out a Y2Josh beating the likes of which would be censored even after the watershed!

From:	Domino Bob
Date:	Thu Oct 4 20:31:56 2001
URL:
Message:	Where are u Joshicho are you running scared again?

From:	weird n wonderful
Date:	Thu Oct 4 16:09:27 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Hi all...How is everyone doing today? I'm actually alright for once believe it or not. If there is n e 1 on this site who knows Chris Dyson can I just mention how much of an asshole he is? To late..I just did. Apart from him I don't have n e hate for n e 1. I just thought I'd make my thoughts known.

From:	Liz
Date:	Fri Sep 28 12:13:38 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Well done Andy for marking the tragedy in America in such a thoughtful and tactful way. Some people, unlike others who have made comments on this guestbook, actually care about what is going on.

From:
Date:	Thu Sep 27 21:26:25 2001
URL:
Message:	Hey guyz n galz I wuz just on the net n thort id drop a line sins i aint been on the site 4 a while. Spesh mention 2 Gus n Josh,by the way is thr no other way of u 2 guyz talkin without writtin msgz 2 eachothr in Andyz guest buk? (not tht im bothrd u r or nythin) P.S Andy put sum gud fotoz in the album wud ya! LUV VIX xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx

From:	Abbott
Date:	Thu Sep 27 21:06:52 2001
URL:	http://members.tripod.com/kuja211
Message:	Hello all! not been here for a while, I got a site yesterday! Any way that's it and shut your hole Billy arse and Domino (whoever HE is!)

From:	Domino Bob
Date:	Wed Sep 26 20:32:36 2001
URL:
Message:	Ahh great dick Joshicho do you still insist on calling people "hermies" because if so that's wearing a bit thin, please forgive my abscence but I have better things to do than be called a hermophrodite by Joshiturd.

From:	wierd n wonderful
Date:	Tue Sep 25 16:00:33 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	hello. i need to ask a serious question right now and i want an answer! what is the point in life? i mean half the time it bores then hell out of me, i don't know about you guys. i wish it could be a little bit more exciting don't you?

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Sat Sep 22 16:14:49 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Agustin, I wasn't referring to your entries, I was talking about the 'Craig Liegh is a minger' entries. Sorry for the confusion caused

From:	wierd n wonderful
Date:	Fri Sep 21 16:28:24 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	It's a shame isn't it? I mean my uncle Phil was walking on those trade towers about 2 month ago and now he can't believe that they are not there anymore! Makes sense I suppose... Who else thinks that life is short? I hope everyones familys are alright.

From:	L.Latino
Date:	Thu Sep 20 12:07:13 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Scuse me, Josh I left several serious G.book msgs even my last one was criticizing the people who didn't leave good msgs. Then again life goes on anyway we can't be bloody boring 4eva coz of this. My friends near NY r even starting 2 put it behind them (c'in as their TVs went back 2 normal on Friday)I no this is a matk of respect but it's gotta stop it can only lead 2 more depression.

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Wed Sep 19 19:25:51 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	I cannot believe the audacity of the previous gbook entries. They show an utter lack of respect for the thousands in grieving. On a side note Andy, I would truly appreciate it if you could create a second tempory gbook so I can take my mind off of the tragedy. Now you may not know boys and girls, but I am not really called Joshicho! I use that as my gimmick because I enjoy writing. I would like to continue giving out verbal beatings (all in jest of course) on a gbook. Tanks in advance. God Bless America! Josh McClurg.

From:	Lush Latino
Date:	Wed Sep 19 18:03:56 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Estoy apesadumbrado. Pensé que íbamos a ser serios para un rato en vez de dejar la mierda normal en lugar de otro.

From:	mingers.com
Date:	Wed Sep 19 14:27:37 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	craig leigh is on my site

From:	dumbo
Date:	Wed Sep 19 14:26:34 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	paul harrisons ears r gr8 love handles!!!

From:	bens older woman
Date:	Wed Sep 19 14:25:55 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	ben anderton is the best shag I've had in years!

From:	pussy galore
Date:	Wed Sep 19 14:20:33 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	craig moore in y11 is realy fit

From:	Agustin
Date:	Tue Sep 18 21:01:48 2001
URL:	http://www.104krbe.com
Message:	I feel truly sory for your relative, Andy and to all the people affected. Click on the link above to hear the special tribute song HERO aswell as a list of other special remixes of classic songs intercut w/ uplifting news clips about the tragedy.

From:	Caz
Date:	Tue Sep 18 18:14:18 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	Deepest sympathy.

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Mon Sep 17 16:34:27 2001
URL:	http://
Message:	To be honest I don't want to argue until the conflict is over.

From:	Lush Latino (that means I'm from a foreign country not that I'm a Roman, Josh)
Date:	Fri Sep 14 13:55:01 2001
URL:	www.104krbe.com
Message:	Hi just to let you know that "HERO" aka HEROE the memorial song for the tragedy in America can be downloaded from the link above. It's a special remix of the song that will be released in the UK in October. It's really touching and sweet and is currently playing all over the states and giving hope to the unfortunate fami