andyholland.co.uk - Official and 100% Andy Holland

Home
About
Blog
Contact
Features
Guestbook
Links
Photos
Site Map
Sphere

English
Deutsch

Last Updated:
08/08/2008

January 2002 - March 2002

Previous to Jan 2001 | Jan 2001 - June 2001 | June 2001 - Jan 2002 | Jan 2002 - March 2002

Please allow for time for the pages to load, there are over 3500 archived messages.

Disclaimer: andyholland.co.uk is in no way responsible for messages left on the Guestbook

From:	?????????????????????
Date:	Wed Mar 6 16:48:10 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Nicola Buckley. You fucking gulable whore... maybe and thats a MAYBE hazel did not write those things about you but then what you said about her was shit dirty... Now let me see..... baz....... i love the what the fuck have i done to you comment nic when you know damn well what you did and then acted like it was his fault.... true he is seeing sum1 but pain like that don't go away. Sounds to me like someone has been reading the dictionary again in a attempt to make herself sound more intelligent than a potato but woops.... seems like it didn't work did it??? wow one hell of a word which in short means stupid but again in your little world of everyone loves nicola you have to use long words or you actually sound like a nic.... scary. here we go my turn to use long words i mean i would hate to b a nic..... You are nothing but paraphanalia of this planet and you should be deceased shortly if you continue to retaliate to people's name calling in a very personal fashion... trust me.... i am only looking out for you. bye bye babe ?????????

From:	nicola
Date:	Wed Mar 6 15:56:56 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	i'm afraid i have to appologise to hazel... i know you didn't write n e of those things now..so i'm sorry for wot i wrote... but to baz....nah...how can i be sorry about that? he htes me and i won't deny that the felling is mutual.

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Tue Mar 5 22:24:40 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Do us all a favour assclown. Don't ever sign this gbook ever again. You entries are about as funny as Gastric Flu. Agustin, alls I've got to say to you is that I've been stylin an profilin, limosine ridin, jet flyin, kiss stealin, wheeler dealin, son- of-gun WHOOOOOOOO got all the girls and made em cry!!!!! Whoooooooo Joshicho has got one question for you Mike: Since when has andyholland.co.uk become the patron saint for all the sick sons of bitches? I AM THE GREATEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From:	Mike (again+again+again+again+again)
Date:	Tue Mar 5 21:39:10 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	hmmmmmmm.....i seem 2 of dun sum crap spellin' again.....that shows how gud im bein taught...or iz it jus coz i dont listen? Well anyway..i hope i didnt ofend any1.......hmmmmm....well if i did i wuz only kiddin' (or wuz i) More post sooooooooooooooooooown

From:	Mike (again+again+again+again)
Date:	Tue Mar 5 21:35:08 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Vick please say i make more sense than Abbott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im bored...... hmmmm...i think ill sit ere n call all of the Cowley Staff...(except for Mr arrison, Mrs Cave n Mr Platt) 1st of all lets start off with........ hmmmmm...let me c (still thinkin') cheese.... oop better get back 2 the topic fuck it ill call 6th formers n other peep instead.... Jamie Lacy (is dat how u spell it?) i only av 2 words for IT! Smmmeeeg Smmmeeeeegggg Heeeeeaaaaaddddddddd I know tat seems like 3 words or summut like 3 words but infact if u say it fast enough it sounds like 2 words...another excellant point taught 2 us by Ms Critchley.......only kiddin'....well i think i am

From:	Mike (again+again+again)
Date:	Tue Mar 5 21:16:54 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	And if Dave Abbott reads this say that Mel threatened 2 have sex with a chicken in front of me..... And if Mel reads this say that Gaz Anders wrote this pretending 2 me...and if Gaz Anders reads this...erm....well wot the hell an he do 2 me!

From:	Mike (again + again)
Date:	Tue Mar 5 21:08:57 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	P.S If Miss Critchley reads this say dat Dave Abbott haz brutely assaulted me (unlikely of course) and made me write all these things...

From:	Mike (again)
Dte:	Tue Mar 5 21:07:06 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	soz i spelt Dave wrong (shows how gud Ms Critchley iz @ teachin' me, Baz n Dav how 2 spell) U cant honestly expect me 2 spell tings correctly...im only in set 3 4 English

From:	Mike
Date:	Tue Mar 5 21:04:17 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Av i dun ewt...any1? Please tell me ive been a gud lad... Hmmm...Holl sez hi 2 Lorna, n other peep who i cant b bothered entering.... I can c it now all the others who i didnt mentin will b saying, "typical...he never mentions my name" Well darlings u av 2 pay money 4 me 2 mention ur names........ Only Kiddin....U av 2 shag Dve Abbott first!

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Tue Mar 5 18:33:52 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Well, I thought the tests were on the 16th so I'm fucked. They're tomorrow. I've not a clue in Biology (other than the hermie aspect) and physics is just crap.

From:	Charles Dimit
Date:	Tue Mar 5 17:57:40 2002
URL:	http://hmmmmm... what do i put hear.
Message:	After consulting don i was told to make some "good" entrys into the book. Now i'm not the most open minded person so hear goes. hehehehehehehehehehehehehe.. just laughing at a really fat man on the tele... hehehehehe. oh i'm on the tv aparently i'm going to the Amazon rainforest. Well like alot of y10 at the moment i'm taking a break from Revising the problem is i havn't started yet. Coukd n e 1 tell me what the hell is the Patuatery Gland and what i does well probably be too late by the time someone replys never mind i'll fail my exams become a bin man ... well could be worse i could lose my arm or misplace a leg o even worse i could lose my teeth and have to live on a diet of mash and mushey peas.

From:	Charles Dimwit
Date:	Tue Mar 5 17:57:39 2002
URL:	http://hmmmmm... what do i put hear.
Message:	After consulting don i was told to make some "good" entrys into the book. Now i'm not the most open minded person so hear goes. hehehehehehehehehehehehehe...just laughing at a really fat man on the tele... hehehehehe. oh i'm on the tv aparently i'm going to the Amazon rainforest. Well like alot of y10 at the moment i'm taking a break from Revising the problem is i havn't started yet. Coukd n e 1 tell me what the hell is the Patuatery Gland and what i does well probably be too late by the time someone replys never mind i'll fail my exams become a bin man ... well could be worse i could lose my arm or misplace a leg o even worse i could lose my teeth and have to live on a diet of mash and mushey peas.

From:	Charles Dimwit
Date:	Tue Mar 5 17:56:45 2002
URL:	http://hmmmmm... what do i put hear.
Message:	After consulting don i was told to make some "good" entrys into the book. Now i'm not the most open minded person so hear goes. hehehehehehehehehehehehehe... ust laughing at a really fat man on the tele... hehehehehe. oh i'm on the tv aparently i'm going to the Amazon rainforest. Well like alot of y10 at the moment i'm taking a break from Revising the problem is i havn't started yet. Coukd n e 1 tell me what the hell is the Patuatery Gland and what i does well probably be too late by the time someone replys never mind i'll fail my exams become a bin man ... well could be worse i could lose my arm or misplace a leg o even worse i could lose my teeth and have to live on a diet of mash and mushey peas.

From:	Charles Dimwit
Date:	Tue Mar 5 17:57:00 2002
URL:	http://hmmmmm... what do i put hear.
Message:	After consulting don i was told to make some "good" entrys into the book. Now i'm not the most open minded person so hear goes. hehehehehehehehehehehehehe... jst laughing at a really fat man on the tele... hehehehehe. oh i'm on the tv aparently i'm going to the Amazon rainforest. Well like alot of y10 at the moment i'm taking a break from Revising the problem is i havn't started yet. Coukd n e 1 tell me what the hell is the Patuatery Gland and what i does well probably be too late by the time someone replys never mind i'll fail my exams become a bin man ... well could be worse i could lose my arm or misplace a leg o even worse i could lose my teeth and have to live on a diet of mash and mushey peas.

From:	Charles Dimwit
Date:	Tue Mar 5 17:56:29 2002
URL:	http://hmmmmm... what do i put hear.
Message:	After consulting don i was told to make some "good" entrys into the book. Now i'm not the most open minded person so hear goes. hehehehehehehehehehehehehe... jut laughing at a really fat man on the tele... hehehehehe. oh i'm on the tv aparently i'm going to the Amazon rainforest. Well like alot of y10 at the moment i'm taking a break from Revising the problem is i havn't started yet. Coukd n e 1 tell me what the hell is the Patuatery Gland and what i does well probably be too late by the time someone replys never mind i'll fail my exams become a bin man ... well could be worse i could lose my arm or misplace a leg o even worse i could lose my teeth and have to live on a diet of mash and mushey peas.

From:	nicola xxx
Date:	Tue Mar 5 16:03:14 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	and the fights keep on rollin....

From:
Date:	Tue Mar 5 15:56:57 2002
URL:	http://
Message:

From:	Vic
Date:	Mon Mar 4 20:25:21 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Oh n 1 more thng, the only one who even has any sence or at least the only 1 makin sence in ths.....thng s Abbott Tha really sez alot aswell

From:	Vic
Date:	Mon Mar 4 20:11:202002
URL:	http://
Message:	Right thn kidos iv really had enuff of this or no il b more spcfc, the little short arsed fuckers hoo like slaggin off evry1 else!!! ohh look iv dun it agen so not b specific enuff am i. im guessin thtthe fukin prik im actually talkin bout thnks im actually talkin bout josh well AGUSTIN IM NOT. like u can call ny1 4 bein short 'u can talk 2 me josh....n il laff n get u the yello pages' well mayb il get u a fukin ladder n thn at least u can reach my ancle. u cant call ny1 4 slagin off u LITTLE SHIT coz i kno 4 a damn fact tht u do most of it u HYPOCRITICAL BASTARD. So i hear tht u luv bitchin bout my best m8 thn......oooh dnt b so modest im on bout clarky, u guna twat him thn big hard gus, eh? him Wrighty n Twisty all at 1s very impressive n god id luv 2 watch the masicr! hint of sarcasm in tht senctence u ask, no not a bit thyd rip the livin shit out of u. U cudnt even twat urself u lepa! Fukin puff u Gus. u av 2 go 4 the young girls do u, 2 fukin ugly 4 ppl ur own age i gather. Hetha knos betta i can only imagine, probly y she went 4 sum1 beta thn u (Twisty) n thts not a very gud chose but at the end of the day HES NOT U n thnk god. u wana kno from louise if shed rather b around Clarky do u, well let me tell u, hes far frm perfect and can b a complete bastard/twat but hes not u so id rather spend the rest of my fukin life with him thn 1 second out with u.

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Mon Mar 4 20:03:02 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Wrestlings is not homoerotic. People like you just say that when the usual "Wrestling is crap cos it's fake" argument loses steam. I mean, Films are fake. Britney's tits are fake. All of Jordan is ake! But people like them. So why not wrestling? As for wrestling being homoerotic, I have to disagree with you there. Since 1998 Wrestling has more so resembled a soft-core porn show, with Womens matches including: Bra & Panties matches Evening Gown matches Chocolate Pudding matches Mud Wrestling matches Gravy Bowl matches Egg Nog matches As well as much sexual innuendo. In fact, there is actually one ambiguously gay tag-team in the WWF but they are just crap. The only reason they have even been inserted into the fold is because the WWF had Gay- Activists complaining about the lack of gays in the fed, complaining that gays can be tough to or something. If you look at the top wrestlers in the WWF, and analyse them, you will see that they're characters are anything BUT gay. The Rock is probably the gayest. The Rock- Hard to make a case for The Rocks straightness here, besides the fact he has been romantically involved with Trish. However, The Rock's interviews involve a fixation with peoples asses. Steve Austin- Definately straight. A no- nonsense, real-american, Texan tough guy. Most interviews revolve around the word "What?". He talks about givin people whoopings, drinkin beers, and raising hell. Hollywood Hogan- Again, definately not gay. His character is that he's an old guy who's past it and is only staying at the top level of wrestling by cheating. Chris Jericho- Calls himself the "Living Legend". Cheats in every way possible to keep hold of the World title. Is romantically involved with Stephanie McMahon. In fact, it could be said that he is more fixated on his World Championship than anyone else. Hope this is a valid argument and you won't just reply with, "But they're half naked" or some dumb comment like that.

From:	nicola xxx
Date:	Mon Mar 4 16:11:31 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Okay...I'm gonna write somat now and i'm gonna try n make it as brief as possible cos i have an awful lot to say to u fucking freaks. First of all Baz- Now your the strangest one in my books. U c, wot i don't get is the reason u r doing all this. Hmmmmmmmm, poor baby, did i honestly get 2 u that much? well hun deal wiv it! not everything in life turns out how u want it to..take me for example! wen i think about it properly i realize how right i was in droppin u. U r not the type of boy that n e girl wud want 2 get to know or love.U r just and evil twat. Huh. And u call me? Well let me ask u a question that u asked me...WOT DID I EVER DO 2 U? apart from shove u away that is. And even so, I donnu y that bothers u so much (it's kinda pathetic really considerin that it was about 4 month ago) I mean u r cing kelly after all. Even she thinks that you are being asinine. And besides, wot proof does she need from me wen she's got this ere website to show her the truth? It's kinda funny wen u think about it. Oh, by the way u utter hedcase, mel doesn't have n e thin against me AT ALL! she's one of my gud m8s. You can't fuck wiv that! Who's next? Hazel!!! Hi luv, how is ducky? still wanna screw u? U no sommat? I'm glad u two crazy kids have got back together ( if u have that is). I mean let's look at the factors ere... 1) he's a pervert (perfect for u) 2)your a bitch who seems to go for that sorta thing. well...as long as your happy! Next...erm GAZ ANDERS! u can shat it aswell. u know nothing about me u two faced prick! go and bother another girl that actually cares wot u say. Is that it? I'm sure I had more...Oh well On a scale of 1-10 on the manliness scale barry..u r.........10 being the best n 1 being the worst.........-1000000000000!!!! Fuck u u scruf!

From:
Date:	Mon Mar 4 15:49:01 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	la

From:	Amo a Shakira
Date:	Mon Mar 4 01:18:36 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Limosuine??? Girls??? PROOF!!! Josh, you are such an egomaniac with delusions of granduer. And hlloooooooooo I'm not the one that should be doubting my sexuality, I have a fave singer that happes to be male *gasp. At leat Enrique keeps his clothes on...(he occasionaly takes his shirt off)unlike the rock and the rest of those wrestlers. How can you watch it, Josh? It's basicaly GAY PORN!!! Though, seriously now. Wrestling is plain homoeroticism. Befoee you jump on me homeroticism has nothing to do with sexual preference it means you watch things like that to deal with your own feelings of inadaquacy in your own body and how you interact with both men and women. Deep down we are all like that, the media makes us like that. That's why super heroes have male kid sidekicks and we all cling to other men whereas women are more comfortable with mixed gender friendships. Don't worry, Josh. If you ever want to talk about your inadaquacies you can come to me............and I'll laugh and throw you the yellow pages so you can look up psychiatrists. Wow I visited the site twice today, gee maybe Andy can get the hits that Josh seems to think he's incapable of getting.

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Sun Mar 3 22:01:43 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Whoopie. NWO has disappeared. Glad Andy has prevailed. I think that the guestbook has gotten a liiiiiiittle bit...shall we say, vicious, recently? I wonder why. Perhaps Master of the Teplar knows. he seems to know everything else. Don't get above yourself, Joshicho. I only said you showed some sense in telling Mattycho to bugger off. Don't get a hard-on.

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Sun Mar 3 18:08:00 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Agustin? Straight? Nah! It just doesn't add up! You are a big huge donkey lovin, enrique bummin, stylin and profilin, ass clown!! Wheras I've been a limosine ridin, jet flyin, kiss stealin, wheeler deain, son-of-a-gun, got all the girls and made em cry. Cos I am the nature boy! Whoooo

From:	Amo a Shakira
Date:	Sun Mar 3 17:40:16 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	"Andy do u hav a thing about attracting freaks to urself?!?!?!?" That's because Andy is a freak himself, but hey he's a nice freak unlike that Josh person who slags everyone off. BTW LA LA Di I ever tell anyone that Enrique rules and I'm going to every single concert he's doing in the UK???? Nope? Well you know now. So happy!!! He's the best with my Shaki coming a very close second. From Agustin Meberak (that's Shaki's last name lol)

From:
Date:	Sat Mar 2 19:10:04 2002
URL:	http://
Message:

From:	Godfather
Date:	Sat Mar 2 14:22:48 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Talking fish?Crusades?Charles Dimwit?Massive slangin matches?.................fantastic!u guys r f*ckin weird bt wot the hellur all god damn funny!Andy do u hav a thing about attracting freaks to urslf?!??!?

From:	Charles Dimwitt
Date:	Fri Mar 1 19:51:25 2002
URL:
Message:	oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang i am the witch doc... This is the e-mail pop idol isn't it? I Know you lot mmmmmmmmmm... Freeze fried pork chops!!!! mmmmmmmmm... tomatoe sauce butteys!!!!! Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh my foots stuck in th printer turn it off turn it off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ooooooh blood coming from toe must go loosing blood at estounding rate.

From:	Mr. Ry
Date:	Fri Mar 1 19:31:01 2002
URL:	http://www.?.com
Message:	Three cheers for Josh Just as the web began to get boring Josh cheered me up big style. And Andy why do you y put crappy things like Harry Pothead quizzes on ur site?

From:	AndyH
Date:	Fri Mar 1 18:04:55 2002
URL:
Message:	I just have to say that the whole site will be working within the next two days.. without any trace of the "NWO poison" (Josh) being here... Thanks to Freenetname for the password...

From:	Mike
Date:	Fri Mar1 16:56:28 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	wots wit thes entries ther cruel!

From:	Nic aka bitch HATER
Date:	Fri Mar 1 12:49:16 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Nic u are a psycopathic dillusional mental nutcase, u should see a shrin for your mental disabilities as a future residense to the we think Nic belongs in a home institution (by the way this is GAZ anoter mental headcase follower)

From:	nic haters club
Date:	Fri Mar 1 12:41:11 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	I fuckin hate u,u r going 2 get ur arse kicked when i see u again in the street so u better watch ur back u little bitch.no one likes u and if u do get ur arse kicked they will die with laughter.Duckie hates and he said that he never liked u and he would never get seeing u.Oh by the way did i tell u that i hate u luv nic haters club.

From:	Baz Hudson
Date:	Fri Mar 1 12:25:05 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Nic get a life u schemin bitch!!! How dare u take the piss and insult my friends!!! u dont deserve 2 live or breathe the same air as ne of us u total slag!!! And as 4 what u did 2 me u total fukin whore! nd then tred 2 blame me! ha WHAT THE FUK DID I EVER DO 2 U? Obviously u only care bout urself nd nobody else! oh and another thing LEAVE MEL ALONE!!! she doesnt like u nemore as far as shes conserned u could burn in the fires of hell 4 eternity!!! luv baz

From:	Master of The Templar
Date:	Fri Mar 1 12:03:07 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	The german cascading waves fall upon the deathly apple tree. But it is it an apple tree? The turks do not know the destructve force a homeless cucumber can carry within his tiny hands. The crusades are ovr and the Kings and Queens rejoiced in a violent game of backgammon between the fairy liquid and Flash bathroom cleanser. Toothpaste can foresee the end of a new era in the competitive market that is the sleeping troll's beauty products. There is a strong smell which distracts him from his daily scare. The smell is the rosebud drenched in the bodily fluids of chickens. Llamas make a good catalyst in BBQ sauce, or so Richard the Lionharts cookery book told.

From:	Master of The Templar
Date:	Fri Mar 1 12:03:01 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	The german cascading waves fall upon the deathly apple tree. But it is it an apple tree? The turks do not know the destructve force a homeless cucumber can carry within his tiny hands. The crusades are ove and the Kings and Queens rejoiced in a violent game of backgammon between the fairy liquid and Flash bathroom cleanser. Toothpaste can foresee the end of a new era in the competitive market that is the sleeping troll's beauty products. There is a strong smell which distracts him from his daily scare. The smell is the rosebud drenched in the bodily fluids of chickens. Llamasmake a good catalyst in BBQ sauce, or so Richard the Lionharts cookery book told.

From:	Godfather
Date:	Fri Mar 1 12:00:12 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Ey u little feckers hows life in dis weird and wonderful world? All u kiddas and lasses copin without me? Gud King Abbot,how fairs the great crusades? wot d hell are u crusadin for anyway? Josh,wot exactly woz ur intenton when hackin the site?so many questions so little time............keep up the great fight for turkish apple trees and chinese kings who rule buttercups!!!!Vote Master of the Templar as the next Prime Minister with his wise words and excellent cuisine!!!!!!

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Fri Mar 1 11:57:51 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Andy, I'm actually quite suprised in you! I can't believe you would hack my site! Expect nWo to resume normal servicein the next week. nWo 4 life

From:	VIC
Date:	Fri Mar 1 11:49:26 2002
URL:	ttp://
Message:	3 WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Fri Mar 1 11:53:24 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Did you all hear the news? Walshy is leaving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO

From:	vic
Date:	Thu Feb 28 20:34:29 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	well considerin sum littl arseholes av haked in2 ths site u really avnt had ny effect on andy wot so eva, so wot eva ur littl plan was its fuked up coz ths site has ad more guests thn eva. SCREW U

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Thu Feb 28 20:32:31 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	The Walsh entry has been deleted, but I never deleted it so Andy must have figured my password out. I've changed it now so there will be no more hacking attacks on nwoandyholland.co.uk

From:	Joshicho
ate:	Thu Feb 28 20:29:43 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Billy Arse, you damn right I've got some sense. What exactly did I say to make you see the light brotha? The nWo has made Andyholland.co.uk more popular than ever and now totally rules over the guestbook. Because I belive in Free Speech, unlike Andy, I am gonna keep ALL entries in the gbook, and not edit ANY of them. Walshy read my previous entry apparantly, and so to that I just have to say.... hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

From:	?
Date:	Thu Feb 28 18:11:04 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Nic u stop moain' n get a life! Only kidding sorry luv

From:	master of the templar
Date:	Thu Feb 28 18:06:29 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	hudersgrand resrves the dutch vortex to the creators worl known as VOLF, little does one know that jerkin the deformed chicken shall be rampaging like a divne homosexual without any wings........Craig "the sad ing of gaia" honours his peasants by achieving the rock of indigo lesbions. Only time shall tell if Jordans twins shall take over the world! I jolly well say that underwear with sun makes a delicious aftermath....back to the crusades with me...

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Thu Feb 28 11:32:29 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Well, Mattycho, I must say, you have me quaking in my fins. So, you're going to 'sort me owt', are you? Well, that'd be amusing to watch, to say the least. Considering that you have the physical prowess of a toile brush. By the way, I don't come on here to tell everyone how small their vocabulary is. Far from it. I come on here for a laugh, and to see what's happened in the weird ol' world of the guestbook. It's just YOU I take the piss out of for having a small vocabulary. You tosser. Oh, and I never thought I'd say this, but cheers Joshicho. Despite your insane jabberings about the NWO, you do appear to have some sense occasionally. Well done.

From:	Master of the Templar
Date:	Wed Feb 27 20:08:07 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Shiver me timbers and call me veronica for the droppy corpse of Macclesfield town bewitched my cousin Joseph. I have returned goods sirs because.....I forgot my sword. Farewell The cheese of nine ostriches is a mighty fine treat! Says Hampshire football club.

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Tue Feb 26 21:55:53 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	As proud owner of this site, I would just like to congratulate myself for gaining 3000 hits for this site. I couldn't have done it without the nWo brotha.

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Tue Feb 26 21:54:39 2002
UR:	http://
Message:	Well you know somethin Brotha everyones been talkin brotha and andyholland.co.uk is a better place for it brotha. The official nWo them is on the site now brotha and we're takin over brotha!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!

From:	nicola
Date:	Tue Feb 26 16:04:45 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Oh..is the site still freaky? Oh well, wot can ya do? Josh..Do us a fave though, please change the song-noise-thing. I'd be very gratful.Ta!

From:	Lost control
Date:	Tue Feb 26 15:56:22 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Oh here we go agen..Josh's puny insults that wudn't really damage n e one's feelings. And please stop calling me brother. I'm not your brother. And if I was, I'd cry! Don't have a lot of admirers do ya?

From:	oshicho
Date:	Mon Feb 25 17:47:31 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	You damn right I'm like a wall. Cos I'm rock hard. And if I ever find out who you are, like I care, I'm gonna wrap my 13 inch pythons around your neck brotha and you will then and only then feel the wrath of the n..........W.........o!!!!!! Eric Cartmen? That was sooooo 3 years ago. And you know what? It was shite then! nWo 2 sweet was used first in 1996 and now has come back!!!!!!!!! As for the tune, I uploaded the wrong file brotha. But that file is the ECW Closing them so suck on that brotha!

From:	Lost control
Date:	Mon Feb 25 16:09:04 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	For gods sake! CHANGE THE TUNE JOSH. I don't have n e idea wot runs through your hed. Then agen, i wonder if n e thing besides wwf DOES run through your hed. I now honestly think that you need professional help! And i'm sure everyone else agrees. This whole thing...It's called OBSESSION! We need to do something about it really, don't we? We all know wot your sad pathetic dream is.You wanna be a bloody wrestler, yeah? Well, you see, dreams are things that you are supposed to keep to yourself. Then again you are an exception aren't you? 'JOSH- IF N E BODY ON THIS SITE DOESN'T ACTUALLY KNOW HIM ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LOOK AT A WALL.HE'S ABOUT AS INTERESTING AS ONE OF THEM AND HE DOESN'T LOOK MUCH DIFFERENT' XXX

From:	little star
Date:	Mon Feb 25 16:08:42 2002
URL:
Message:	Josh...do you suffer from some deep psychological trauma or are you simply insane? Either way you are a disturbed freakish little thing. And Matty...well you are just one sick little fuck, aren't you? By the way Josh...are you trying tobecome Eric Cartman, or is all this 'too sweet' crap just a coincidence? nWo is a load of gobshite...you sad, sad little man.

From:	Amo a Shakira
Date:	Sun Feb 24 19:49:16 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	This is from Wrestling???? And to think I praised it, I thought the logo looked familar I saw it the other day trough I woke up switched on TV and stipid fucking ugly men in speedos were groping each other all over. It was fcking WWF so I verily speedily went "Eeeugh!!!" and changed the channel intsantly. Well, Josh you've combined your two passions in you...*ahem..."life" Wrestling and Andy's Guestbook. Forgive me for thinking you had an original thought in your head that wasn't about either of them.

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Sun Feb 24 18:26:22 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Matty Hughes, will you ever get a fucking life? You are such a fuckwit that you don't realise that Billy's taking the piss. The only thing he was serious was about the n...........W...........o being all "terrible for destroyin someones hard work". Well Billy, if someones hard work is having a Harry Potter page, and doing fuck all else well then yeah I have done that. BUT This site is sooooooooooo much better now with the lethal injection of poison that is the New World Order! Cue the porno music, cos once your nWo your nWo 4 life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Buy the T-Shirt! nWo - 2 Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

From:
Date:	Sun Feb 24 16:02:40 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	big mouth billy fucking ass hole would you just get the fuck out of my life now or just shut the fuck up you asswipe do you never learn how fucking gay you really are??? go seek some fucking group you can go to instead of coming on here an trying to inslt me just fuck off nobody likes you and nobody will EVER like you does it really concern you how much of a vocabulary i have why do you want to get so involved with it???? just get as fucking far away from me as you can you piece of shit why do you think you are so special in the first place???? BigMouthBillyAsshole : "oh look at me everyone i can say big words and i can come onto this shite site to tell them they have got little vocabulary.i think im so grown up although i still come onto hear to make myself even more grown up" what a fucking assclown now i think i speak for the rest of the people on here when i say "get the fuck lost and never come back you dick" nobody would even care if you died so dont feel sorry for yourself and get on with it how pathetic can someone get eh and to top all of your lameness off you come on here as "bigmouthbilyass" what???? do you want a gold medal or something??? are you so proud of yourself for coming up with that name???? i bet my fucking goldfish could come up with something better you know what that would be????? the big long slimey turds that come out of its ass thats what I didnt post that earlier entry to start anything anymore and all that i wanted to do was get rid of the thought of everything i used to do and clear all the hatred between eachother but nnnnnoooooooo you had to come on here and start something now, if you fucking continue this then i'll certainly sort you out with the fucking ass kicking that you deserve. fuck Off! dont come back! Or just settle it right now once and for all. Its up to you.

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Sat Feb 23 22:06:34 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	No-Ones gonna piss on my WWF Vids brotha because I aint got any brotha! I got EC'Fn'W brotha, and I got the nWo's greatest hits brotha, and I got Ric Flairs best moments (a 4 tape 16 hour collection), I got stuff from Japan brotha, nd Mexican brotha. But no WWF brotha. So what you gonna do When Joshamania runs wild on youuuuuuuuuuuu!

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Sat Feb 23 20:23:44 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Right. So having a site with WWF on isn't sad at all, then? You really have no idea how pathetically desperate you sound. 'Oh, oh, must get attention, I'll fuck up someone else's stuff'. It's kinda like how you'd feelif someone pissed all over your WWF videos and gave them to the homeless. Joshicho, please go away.

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Sat Feb 23 19:42:25 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Andy do you want to know your new password now? It's "FuckOffAssclownCosI'mNotTellinYou" Got it? hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Sat Feb 23 19:44:53 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Billy Arse, the nWo brotha is here and we're not destroying the hard work of Andy's no no! We're making it BETTER! Because who in the hell would want a site with Harry fuckin Potter on it? The nWo reigns supreme cos once your nWo 4 lif brotha!!!!!!!!!!! His site sucked before the lethal injection of poison that is the n.......W.......o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Sat Feb 23 18:43:18 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	This is actually quite repulsive. Simply because your site is unmigitated drivel, Joshicho, you decide that a jolly clever thing to do would be to destroy somebody else's hard work. By owning up to this you are confirming wht I and indeed many others have said about you. You are a very small, brown, malleable turd. I wonder how many times Mattycho used the word 'gay' in his last entry. Hmm. What a vocabulary that tit has. By the way, something I found particularly amusing in his entry was this: " nowadays id rather watch pokemon than come on here and do the stuff i used to." Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. He really has grown up, hasn't he? Justin Hobblebottom. 'Inbelievable'? What a great word. Did you make that up yourself, or did you get a dyslexic labrador to do it for you? Bugger off and mind your own business.

From:	AndyH
Date:	Sat Feb 23 17:42:29 2002
URL:
Message:	You seriously don't think that I have put all the NWO stuff up. I hate wrestling. I would never deface my site with its putrid slimeyness! I should have the problem fixed for the start of next week.

From:	Chuckle Brothers
Date:	Sat eb 23 11:06:57 2002
URL:	http://............................................
Message:	yo chuckle bro's here. this site sucks big time and it's so turd... nWo, i mean... come on... and the music.......... WELL!!! That is the worst bloody tune that eneone could evr think of...come on guys giv us a break.

From:	Justin Hobblebottom
Date:	Sat Feb 23 11:04:21 2002
URL:	www.eb.uk.com
Message:	Hello fellow members of Great Britain. I have visited this site once before, and the last time it was great. But now... Andy what have you done??? This is absoloutely disgusting. I'm ashamed of you Andy and wrestling is soooooooo crap, it's inbelievable that you could do such a thing to a totally cool website. It's crazy. I'm very very very disappointed. Bye, Justin Hobblebottom. Manager of EB Ltd.

From:	nWo
Date:	Fri Feb 22 19:40:27 2002
URL:	http://nwo.wwf.com
Message:	Once upon a time "chiller" this website was ruled supreme by individuals and was definately not tranquil. Lately it HAS become tranquil but very gay at the same time. We have come to liven things up again. The nWo does live. nWo 4ife!

From:	Chiller
Date:	Fri Feb 22 18:09:07 2002
URL:
Message:	Woah... What happened to the whispy world of fun? I cannot believe how mad this site now is! Andy, how can you be so stupid to let some freak disturb the tranquility and calm the site had? It's hilarious! NWO Lives!

From:	nWo
Date:	FriFeb 22 15:59:48 2002
URL:	http://nwo.wwf.com
Message:	ahaha its what you deserve for running such a crap site. Also for saying that we couldnt do it. hahaha nWo 4 life!

From:	nWo
Date:	Fri Feb 22 11:36:49 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	hahahha fool It the nWo. Its nWo 4life 4life not 4lite. Im sure we can sort YOU out in the coming weeks and know some of out members would like to get the rivalry's begun. In short time brotha. Because we are tttooooooo ssswwwwweeeeeeeeettt! nWo 4life!

From:	Amo a Shakira
Date:	Thu Feb 21 23:20:47 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	WOW!!!!! (Stands up and claps) Josh, I'll presume you are involved in this. WELL DONE!!! You've actualy done something funny for once! I doth my hat to you. (One minor critique though, the nWo and 4 lite 4 life logos obscure the Guestbookentries. Is it possible to have them just hover round Abbot's entries???) "She makes you wait, likes to play that kinda game. She take your money wanna give it all away. She make you nasty even wanna feel pain, then she'll make you born again"

From:	nWo
Date:	Thu Feb 21 20:17:55 2002
URL:	http://nwo.wwf.com
Message:	Andy Holland.........hahaha. nWo 4 life!

From:	nWo
Date:	Thu Feb 21 20:15:18 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Thats right, The new World order is here and in due time all will be revealed. My partners will be nmasked and will be set to run wild on you. nWo 4 life!

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Thu Feb 21 18:44:01 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	The nWo has reached Fever point here and we're here to take over Andyholland.co.uk. We're taking over. There's more than 1 member of the New World Order brother and all will be revealed in due time. Andy you wanna know why I hacked this site? ecause I CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! nWo 4 Life!

From:	AndyH
Date:	Thu Feb 21 18:38:49 2002
URL:	mailto:andyrichyholland@hotmail.com
Message:	I really haven't a clue at how my site has ended up perverted like this. I had thought it not possible to actually be hacked like this. I will try and get the official andyholland.co.uk website back online as soon as possibl, although if somebody has gained access to the password, freenetname don't permit changes to the password, so I really don't know how to fix it. I really don't know how somebody can be so stupid to actually hack into my site. I'd rather hack into a greater bandwidth site. Any info please email to the above address. Thanks

From:	nicola
Date:	Thu Feb 21 13:11:29 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	alright...now most of you guestbook signers are starting to freak me out. it's funny though!

From:	nWo
Date:	Thu Feb 21 11:17:48 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	nWo 4 life!

From:	nWo
Date:	Thu Feb 21 11:1:16 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Hey YO! This is the nWo and were back and better than ever. This is the real reason why this site is getting the hits it doesnt deserve. thenew World order has been released and the lethal poison is ready to be injected

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Wed Feb 20 22:32:27 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	The nWo is here and is gonna raise a little hell so Andy, I've hacked your site once and I'll do it again you little Harry Potter Freak. You think I'm kiddin don't you? Cos you see I found out your FreeNetName password and I've been running up one hellof a bill on it! Hell I'm using your account now! And there's nothin you can do. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Wed Feb 20 22:13:38 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	P.S you hypocrite. I'd just like to say that most of the previous entries were also my own work just based on the WWF style. The big fuck- off long one though (the one where I got called a drama queen) was heavily based on 1995 ECW and also vintage Ric Fair. At least the wrestling I watch is actually y'know good wrestling. Wheras you are all like "Uh Kane should be champion because he's got a cool mask". Dickwad. P.S If I'm so obsessed with wrestling and your so above all that, why did you send me an email saying the following like 5 hours ago? "Josh here's some questions i want you to answer for me. Why is Teddy Long always the referee in matches involving Faarooq? When was the last time you met a 'blue blood' from Blackpool, England? Why is The Undertaker starting to look more and more like Mideon every day? Who told The Undertaker he looks good in a vest? Why do The Rock and Steve Austin always 'arrive' at the arena after the show has already started? If Funaki can get there on time every week then why can't they? During interviews why do wrestlers always stop talking when another wrestler's music starts to play? Couldn't they just carry on talking over the music? Surely they're not that polite. Why does The Rock do a backflip every time he receives the Stone Cold Stunner? What happened To Buh Buh Ray Dudley's stutter? How come things only happen in the McMahon family's lives on Monday and Thursday nights? What do they do the rest of the week? When one wrestler is being attacked by a whole group of other wrestlers, why does the group take it in turns to attack him? Wouldn't it be more efficient if they all attacked him at the same time? Why is Chris Benoit's neck wider than his head? Why is Shane McMahon's entrance music all about money? If he has so much money then why can't he buy some new clothes? Couldn't he also pay for some dancing lessons? Why was Triple H out for 8 months with a thigh injury yet when he was 'dropped 40ft in a car' at Survivor Series 2000 he returned the next week? Why is every Japanese wrestler who appears in the WWF presented as being stupid and unable to speak English? Why is The Undertaker turning into a grumpy old man? "Get out of my yard!" ( to put that in English terms...... " Get orf my larnd " ) Has Jim Ross ever seen a scalded dog run? What is a 'government mule'? Why are all Japanese wrestlers just announced as being 'from Japan'? They don't announce any of the other wrestlers as being 'from the United States' or 'from Canada'. According to his entrance music, Billy Gunn is 'getting better with age'. If this is true then why has he gone from main events on Raw to opening matches on Metal? Is Billy Gunn's finishing move called 'The One and Only' because it's the one and only move he has? Why do the referees act as if they are dead when they get hit with one punch? If Edge and Christian are brothers, what's their surname? How is Tajiri's 'Tarantula' supposed to hurt if he can only apply it for 4 seconds without being disqualified? If they'd held a 'Tough Enough' contest 10 years ago and Tazz had entered, would he have got past the first round? Why are wrestlers always so careful to remove the TV monitors from the announce table before they put their opponent through it? What happened to The Rock's $500 shirts? Now he just wears the same t-shirt for months on end. Is he a bit short of cash? Why is Jim Ross always talking in his Ross Report and Raw magazine column about wrestlers being overweight? Has he never heard the expression 'people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones'? Is there anyone in the WWF more boring than the Dudleys? Even their tables have more personality and get more of a reaction than they do. What is 'Y2J' supposed to mean? 'Year 2 Jericho'? Why does Vince McMahon walk like he's a puppet being operated by strings? When people turn heel why do they either give a pathetic reason or no reason at all ("You don't deserve a reason")? Why can't Chris Jericho pronounce the name of the company he works for? ("blub-lub-leff") Why does Bradshaw insist on wearing tape around the top of his arms to make the flab look like muscle? Does Bubba Ray Dudley think that wearing a cap backwards makes him look cool? Why does Lance Storm walk as though he's been riding a horse all day or needs a crap? Why is The Rock getting skinnier every week? How long until he becomes a boney jabronie? Why is Triple H getting bigger every week? How long until his arms explode? Is the wrestling real? Cya Matt -- " What a dickwad.

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Wed Feb 20 21:58:16 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	So Matty fuckin Hughes has signed the guestbook again but left his name blank so he can call me. What a giant dickwad. I know I use all WWF Catchphrases but I only do so because I find it fun so Fuck You Matt! Fuck You! And Andy, you dick, I told yo I'd fuck with your site! The nWo is here!

From:
Date:	Wed Feb 20 21:26:53 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Biostud, Shut the fuck up! To be honest i wasnt scared away i just realised what i was doing. And that was arguing with you which im quite happy to do but it is just pathetic and childish. If you really want to argue then do it infront of my face and then i'l be more than appy to sort you out. i realised how gay it was to come onto this crappy site and post aload of crap which really just associated with what happened on the last WWF event e.g. Raw, Smackdown or one of the PPV's I still watch wrestling and stil think that it is cool but i just dont come on here talking aload of crap about it. If you want to hold a grudge about me liking it then just dont let me hear about it so then your face doesnt have to be messed up. If you continue to say things about me then please dont do it on here. You know where i am. In Cowley High from whenever i decide to wake up until i think its 3:15 I lost interest in coming here because the fun of calling you and your "accociates" because it just got lame and it was the same thing week in week out. It is rather gay that some people on this board still do that sorta stuff like typing up aload of verbal diareah which is mainly the speaches that are fun on the WWF but once you hear them about 10,000,000,000 times coming out of people's COUGH........... JOSH'S.............COUGH mouths it gets worn out and gay. If im thinking i know the person i think you are then dont you think youre a bit too old aswell to be coming here and hurling insults huh???? Here's a thought for you guys......... All watch WWF on friday night or saturday morning and remember all the catchprases that come out of the mouths of each superstar and before anyone COUGH.......JOSH.......COUGH writes them all down on here write them yourself or something. Once again.......... ABBOT......SHUT THE FUCK UP If people like vegetables then they will eat them. They dont need your advice on how to eat them or what to eat them with. Im sure there's a place for people like you to go during the day. Andy, If i wanted to hack your website then rest assure that i most certainly would. Also im pretty damn sure that the nWo would do it if they really wanted to. Just to make your site a little interesting though. All you others Have you not got better things to do with your lifes???? Rather than coming on here and saying " hi im Mike Hardman and im gay " Just to generate your little laughs for the day why dont you go and do something that will be a little more interesting and time consuming. nowadays id rather watch pokemon than come on here and do the stuff i used to. its took a lot of writing to say all this but basically anyone who wants to argue with me then its fine but just not on here. face to face can you not see how gay this is??? open your frikkin eyes your all open to argue with one another but why dont you say things that arent just taken from the tv. Andy....... shut the fuck up.

From:	Biostud
Date:	Wed Feb 20 16:16:21 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Joshicho; whatever did happen to your fellow wrestling freak of a friend going by the name of 'Mattycho'? A lot has happened since my hayday when i used to have gargantuan arguments with you two juvenilles. Upon reading the recent enteries it makes me wonder weather you scared 'him' away with your deaf intake on life. I see there is a somewhat master of templars apparently, he appears to be giving cookery lessons although he is somewhat confused. I will leave you theaving uncivilised people now to carry on with your worthless lives.

From:	AndyH
Date:	Wed Feb 20 13:33:54 2002
URL:
Message:	Nobody is gonna meddle with my site... nobody. Not even the NWO. I can guarantee that! So if anybody knows anything about this "so called" invasion! Please let me know... NWO ... ha!

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Tue Feb 19 22:27:29 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	The nWo is a New World Order brother. And we're her to bring a New World Oder to this guestbook. We're a poison and we squeeeeeeeeeeeeze the life out of our competition.

From:	Confuzed!!!
Date:	Tue Feb 19 18:43:30 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Whats n......W.......o???????

From:
Date:	Tue Feb 19 18:40:15 2002
URL:	http://
Message:

From:
Date:	Tue Feb 19 18:10:57 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Abbot shut the fuck up. No one wants tohear about your sad life or you or how you stay in your bedroom all day playing on frikkin Devil May Cry and Final Fantasy. If peope like frikkinvegetables then they'll eat them......... they dont need no frikkin advice rom yu on how to ea them or anything. Andy....... your web-sites gonna die with help fom the n......W......o!!!!! only jokin you big frikkin beast.

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Tue Feb 19 15:11:42 2002
URL:	http://
Message:	Oh and by the way assclown, ask your mum how much of a life I have. Cos you see this is the beginning of the end for Andy's website as soon there will be a New World Order unleashed!

From:	Joshicho
Date:	Tue Feb 19 15:06:50 2002
URL:	http:/
Message:	I'm gonna do it!!!!!!!!! A poison is gonna be unleashed on this site and that poision is the n...............W..................o Remember, your nWo 4 life! nWo - too sweet!

From:	Big Mouth Billy Arse
Date:	Tue Feb 19 14:49:53 202
URL:	http://
Message:	You wally, Joshicho. I'm not Biostud, and I never will be. However, I am a close friend of his (haha, cue Josh's entire repertoire of 'close friend' gags, nice try fartface). I haven't replied to your innane dribblings because I haven't been online for a hile. Because, although I live in a small, isolated pond with only a few energetic fungi for company, I still have more of a life than you. Master of the Templar, please explain to me (in comprehendable English, if you please) what e